DINGLE

Heres a reminder of a question I asked some time a go.

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap...

Well I put some grease ( good & thick ), on top of the roof, yes put a sign up, but as kids do they still climbed up to have a look.

I was called every swear word from A-Z, I have never heard most of them before. Lmao Oh the kids of today you just gotta love them, haven't you? lol

A woman takes a used t@mpon to an antiques dealer & says " ok clever f***er what period is that from?"

Little girl goes into a barbers shop with her father. She stands beside the chair eating a cake. The barber says " your gonna get hairs on your muffin " she replies " I know I'm gonna gets boobs too"

Now I know why I stopped posting jokes. Yesterday I tried to post a clean joke (so clean you'd think it had been washed in daz ) got deleted for some reason. Yet the rude & crude ( oh my favourite lmao) do. I've gone to post a joke, then thought twice because of the guidelines, only to see it posted by some one else a few days later.

Not the first time its happened, should I take it personally?

Lmfao.

These kids are age 13/14 years ( old enough to know better, well you'd think they were), tried to reason with them, always being polite & civil. Spoke to their parents, all to no avail.

Yes prison term is an option, well its getting that way.

Any ideas? Please help.

Thank you in advance.

Almost rang you earlier. I was in Asda and I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread, then I realised it said " Thick cut"

You won't believe this I've won a competition for a holiday in Greece. It includes £2000 spending money & I can take 5 friends away with me. I know its short notice, but if your free on the 31st October is there any chance.............................you could put my bin out. Cheers.

Paddy was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had Bluetongue, he said " be jesus I didn't know they even had mobile phones"

If I tell you this your not to tell anyone, your the only one I've told so far because your a friend.

Guess who's due in 3 months?........

SANTA

The first one says " I'm the hardest because i go up to mouse traps and rip the cheese out. Then as the bar goes down i grab it and bench press it 30 times." The second one says " Thats nothing, if i see rat poison i crush it up and snort it". The third mouse finishes up his drink and goes towards the exit door. " Where are you going?" asks the other two mice, he says " Home to hump the cat"

A week later he says " Hang on, you're spendig £28 a week on make-up!" she says " Yes, but that's to make me look lovely & attractive!", he says " That's what the f***ing beer was for!"

inhale's a big breath of air & tells her " your hair smells nice", after a week of this she went to see personnel & put in a sexual harassment complaint against him, the personnel manager said " what wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?" she said " it's Keith the dwarf"

Yet Blonde (popular 1), Elderly, Irish etc etc are acceptable or are they?

Have we really lost our sense of humour?

Little girl goes into a barber's shop & stands beside the chair eating a cake, barber says "your gonna get hairs on your muffin" she says "i know i'm gonna get t*ts too"

After great sex she lays there stroking his penis, he asks "do you want more sex" "no" she replies "i'm just admiring your penis, i really miss mine"

Why is having sex with a man the same as been in a car with him? Because the b*****d always pulls out without caring if anyone else is coming

The Post Office have issued a new stamp with a vagina on it for Women's Awareness Week, it has caused a lot of confusion, as men are unsure which side to lick

Little miss druggy

sat in her buggy

smoking an ounce of weed

down came a spider

skinned up beside her

and sold her a kilo of speed.

Mary's Lamb had Foot & Mouth

her Cow had B.S.E

but Mary was a kinky s**t

and gave them H.I.V

Why did God invent Thrush? To teach women how to live with an irritating c**t before they married one.

Who do you think invented a womans body? Must have been the council, who else would put a s**t hole next to a play area

meets a mate who says " g'day mate you sheering?" "nah" says the big aussie " gonna f*** them both meself"

Man walks upto a woman in a night club & says " the names Bond" she says "not James Bond" he replies " No uni-bond im here to fill in your c***k"

The way to do this is to finish the things you started! So i looked around this morning to see things i'd started. So i finished the Vodka, the Bailey's, some Red Wine & the Valium. You have no f***ing idea how peaceful i feel.

"I want to travel around the world with my husband" said the wife...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.....Husband says " sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me...So the fairy waves her wand & the husband becomes 92...Moral of the story; men who are ungrateful b*****ds should remember fairies are f****ing female