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Please help, two websites have stolen the design from my website. They're perfect copies.

Are all programs that run on XP are compatible with XP media centre edition??

Can anyone prove 1cent=1dollar......mathematically.........

JAck was roaming in the garden with his dog.Suddenly his pal Jill came near him and asked curiously,"Where are you taking this donkey?"."It's not a donkey!",replied Jack."I am asking the dog.",answered Jill.............

please manage the grammar and language.....

A vampire bat came home with his face covered in blood.His friend asked him where did it get the treat.......The 1st bat took the 2nd bat to a huge tree and asked,"Did u see that tree?"...the 2nd replied,"yes"

"But I didn't!",cried the 1st bat....

I dont think it's much funny because if I tell it my language it's funny..but a bit language problem in english...

2.Who is the the person who kills your ills with his pills and kills you with his bills?

3.John was on his way to grind some flour.But there was a big river on the way to the mill and there were no bridges or anythig to help him cross the river.He couldn't jump into the river too.How did he grind the flour?

4.An egg jumped off the statue of liberty,but didn't break.It's called confidence.

Again he jumped off the empire state building,And broke.What is this called.

At 18 woman is like a football,22 men are behind her.At 20 she is like a basketball,10 men are behind her.At 36 she is like a golf ball,just 1 man behind her.At 50 she is like a ping-pong ball,1 man pushing her to the other.

John:Oh! Ron! Don't eat that Chicken! It's got HIV AIDS.

Ron: What? Oh, don't worry, I've put on a condom.

We know,

IRON = FERRUM = Fe.................1

MAN = male.................................2

Multiplying 1 and 2,we get,

IRONMAN = Female .................................proved.....

to use my TV set as a monitor...or just to watch movies.

You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?

You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?

Jack: I'm having trouble with LOGIC.What actually is it?

Jill: It's really easy.Let me give you an example.

Do you have a fish tank?

Jack: Yes I do.

Jill: That means someone must be feeding the fishes.

Jack: Yes.

Jill: And that "someone" must be your wife.

Jack:Yes.THat's true.

Jill: You have a wife;it means you're male.

Jack: See?That's LOGIC.

Jill:YEah.THanks.

Jill then goes to his other friend John and asks,

Jill: Do you have a fishtank in your home?

John: No..

Jill: ****!! HOMO!!

1.Mary was working in a chemistry lab with a mixture of chemicals that was 90% water and weighed 20 pounds. After returning to the lab from a weekend break, she calculated the mixture was now 50% water. How much does the mixture now weigh? For purposes of this puzzle, assume the non-water part of the mixture was not affected by evaporation.

2.Captain is to Private as Master is to .......

3.Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end:

M M L J A R C C G E P C ?

1.Which animal was the first on the earth?

2.Where does friday comes before thursday?

2.Name a five letter word which has three consonants all the same and two different vowels. Every now and then you see this while running a Windows 95/98 on your PC.

3.Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.

4.My thunder rolls beneath me, my lightning flares above. I dust the crust, and when I bust, all I touch will I shove. What am I?

5.My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I' best when I am roast. What am I?

Once there was a guy, Jumin.Once his pal saw him coming with a Lamborgini.Surprised,the pal asked,"Where did you get the car?".Jumin replied,"I was stranded on the highway.I saw a girl with this car and asked for a lift.She took me in the middle of a jungle and started to take off all her clothes.Then she asked me,"What do you want?" The pal eagerly asked,"What did you do then?" "I took the car.",replied Jumin."Good",said the pal,"The clothes wouldn't have fitted on you too."

games,softwares,etc.