Everything Happens for Reasons.

Why is it that every election (with this one being the absolute worst) the people who are "politically knowledgeable" are the most ignorant jerk bastards you have ever met? I mean, some of the things I see from the questions and answerers here are so stupid, you wonder how these people can even make decisions for themselves.

The most knowledgeable citizens are the ones who look at both sides of the coin, not the ones who are strictly on "teams" and go at politics like it's the NFL or something. They're not informed voters, they're rabid groupies.

I got a pair of 12's in my trunk, and I play 'Big Things Poppin' on TI vs. TIP about 54489633 times in a row, hella loud.

What's song would you blow your speakers out to?

Someone posed a question to me, so I'll share it with you:

If the Undo command undoes the last thing you did, then shouldn't hitting Undo again undo the original Undo? Hitting it again undoes the undo of the undo, making it a Re-do? So what's the point of Re-do? Re-do the undo of the undo?

Crazy.

It's been all over the radio... "The McRib is back!" "Get a 2nd one for $1!". I've heard people saying that it's good, and they're glad it's back. Personally, I see why they keep putting it away. It sucks. It tastes just like the one they used to serve in the highschool cafeteria. What gives?

What do you think?

Which do you prefer, do you tend to save up to buy things, or get them on credit/loans?

Everyone has an opinion on it, let's hear yours...

Not to say that I don't have a sense of humor, but why is it that the jokes and riddles forum has become cluttered with spam, rediculous nonsense questions, and every other question is something that should be in another section entirely?

Like you click on a question that says "Is this funny?" And the question is:

"If I slap myself in the face with a dried up mackerel, will I become a professional Korean basketball player, or will I have to date my sister?"

Stuff like that, that would make a 10-year old laugh hysterically, but when I see it, I hate them for wasting part of my life.

So am I wrong for expecting to see funny jokes and some difficult riddles in the joke and riddles section, or should I be happy with the spam-tacular random nonsense and questions about completely different topics in general?

One day, an atheist man decided to go on a nature walk in the forest.

He walked past a brook and reflected on the tranquility and clarity of the flowing water.

He looked at the tall trees and thought about their towering beauty and strength.

He took a minute to close his eyes and feel the breeze and take in the sunshine and fresh air.

When he opened his eyes, he was face-to-face with a huge bear. He tried to run away, but tripped over a rock and fell, the bear towering over him, ready to make the kill.

The man screamed, "OH MY GOD, HELP!"

Time instantly stopped, the creek stopped running, the leaves froze, and the bear was paused...

The voice of God said, "So now you want to believe in Me?"

The man answered, "Yes, Lord, I believe, and I need You!"

"What would you have Me to do?"

Thinking quickly, the man said, "Make this bear a Christian too!"

Time resumed, and the bear stopped, sat down, and put his paws up, saying, "Thank you, Lord for this meal".

There was a couple that lived on a farm. The husband enjoyed farming very much. Not just because he was good at it, but because his wife nagged him all the time. Whenever he was inside, she nagged about the dishes not matching, she nagged that his shoes were dirty, etc. One day the farmer was outside with his mule under a tree taking a break from plowing. His wife came outside to nag about him missing dinner. While she was nagging, the mule turned around and kicked her in the head, killing her.

At the viewing of the body at the town church, the husband stood at the front, near the casket. The minister was watching him as people came up to speak to the farmer. He noticed that when a woman spoke to him, he nodded in 'yes'. When a man spoke to him, he shook his head 'no'. After a while the minister went and spoke to the farmer, asking him why this was.

He replied, "The women told me how beautiful she looked, and I agreed."

"The men wanted to know if the mule was for sale."