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when girls infest the men's health section and pretend they know what they are doing. I mean i know they are trying to help but they arent always helpful. this isnt a question as much as a suggestion for the girls to stay in their section... we dont answer questions about menstration why must they answer questions about semen and balls and stuff... they are almost always wrong and almost always make fun of the asker.. sometimes with out even knowing

i'm 14. in 8th grade... so yeah i know this may come off stupid...

me and this girl ( lets call her nicole) have become best friends this year.... In march, i asked her out and was told:

"ok heres the thing.... ur my best friend n i like u alot but not the same way you like me. ur an amazing friend and i dnt wanna hurt you. i dnt kno wat i would do without a friend as amazing as you."

so i backed off.

then, i asked her to this dance that we are having. and again got a no.

then yesterday, my mom who is friends with her mom told me that her mom said that me and nicole both like each other. and when i asked nicole about it, she played it off.

today, she came up to me and reminded me that we had a deal that if we were both single for the dance we would go together. I had forgotten all about it. and SHE brought it up... she now has untill friday to find some1 else, and i have told her that. she seems to act like she's in a hurry to find some1, but isnt really looking.

I told my friend (who is a girl) the situation. she told me that there was no doubt in her mind that she likes me....

so What do i do? do i back off? do i talk to her? i dont know what to do.

I am very attracted to pubic hair. I cant stand it when girls are bare down there. The first thing i do when i go to a new porn site is type in hairy. What is it about pubes that make me love bushy girls. Is it normal?

I have a baseball game in 2 hrs. is it bad to jack off now. will it like make my testosterone level? Please answer quickly

The season 5 finale? i dont get it. what happened after he screamed out that he nailed cuddy. and i dont need an explaination of the old man scene, i get that. he has a stomach tumor

ok a few questions:

1. on a scale of 1-10 (10 best) what would you rank this season?

2. rank the seasons in order of funnyness (best-worst)

3. what do you think of this season

4. Why has the show gone down since the end of season 3

5. does the JAM dating/engagement make this season and last to decline

6. What are your ideas to make this show better.

7. will JAM get married

My answers

1. 5

2. 2,3,1,5,4

3. it's ok...

4.JAM

5. yes

6. more dwight themed episodes, especially JAM pranks

7. yes.

I mean I watch the show everyweek and I have no idea how it wins every award. Tina Fey's acting is subpar, as is alec baldwin's. I don't think there has been a single funny moment. I defy you to show me any funny moments, (as many as possible) from youtube. or any moments worthy of 30 Rock's multiple awards.

A few weeks ago, i accidentally hit my mouse off my desk onto the "computer tower" and my computer turned off. now every time i turn on my computer, it goes on, but the mouse doesn't, nor does the key board, nor the monitor. I don't know what's wrong.

I don't want to bring this to be fixed because i have looked at "dirty images" on it and i don't want my parents to know.

HELP!!!

id say gary keith and ron.

and don't give me any of that sterling waldman crap

if they have joe biden impersonation. who will play him? 10 points to whoever gets it right first.

we just bought an XM satellite radio, and we are having trouble with it. when we try to change channels it says that we only have 3 channels, xm preview, msnbc, and xm sports guide. and if we type in a station, it shows the "background" of that station and says updating and then bounces back to our previous channel. it is really getting frusturating.

please help!!!

personally i think they will be better but i don't like it. Plus i want them to be bad so they can draft Tyler hansbrough (AND I'M A HUGE DUKE FAN) then trade David Lee for Lebron.

Wikipedia says that the name is "Goodbye Toby" I know that he says he was moving to Costa Rica but, that was after he put his hand on Pams leg, and I thought that it was just an excuse for him to jump over the big rusty fence.

I really like it, and Claire is hot!!!

Do you know Carlos Beltran's Wlakup song, It is soooooooo addictive.

I'm in a league for yahoo fantasy football, and i want to report the commish for being rude, and locking up all of my options. I dont know how to do it. HELP!!!

Spay and neuter.

Who do u think they were?