samurai_fairy

I want to draw a picture of some of these flowers and want to find reference pictures but I don't remember the name of this flower.

http://cva.stanford.edu/people/davidbbs/photos/nat...

^Should be a link to an online picture of one of these.

I've has these two pictures on my wall for over a year, and finally have a camera. Could someone please let me know what is written on both of these pictures? Thanks in advance.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Enchanttress...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Enchanttress...

I even did the happy dance when I saw him in the beginning of the show.

I know I would. Eternal youth woo hoo.

Got any faves so far?

I like the Asian guy and the really peppy black girl.

They're my faves so far.

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the

party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

The Floating Dog

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.

Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."

1.) I am the black child of a white father;

A wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.

I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me,

and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.

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2.)I wander over hairy mountains,

Where I pursue a monster, dreaded by humans.

It is in the young brushwood that I hunt the most,

And often I inflict a frightful carnage

On those cruel monsters, slaughtered under my teeth

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3.) What we caught we threw away;

what we didn't catch, we kept.

What was it?

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4.) My sides are firmly lac'd about,

Yet nothing is within;

You'll think my head is strange indeed,

Being nothing else but skin.

after you read a question you were just dying to respond to?

-This just happened to me. XD

I never was, am always to be,

None ever saw me, nor ever will,

And yet I am the confidence of all

Who live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

I'm just curious about how many people ignore the questions which can be easily resolved with Google.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night".

"We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."

There was an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl pasing bystops and

stares at the man and asked "mister what is that".

The man asks "what?"

The little girl says "that between your legs."

The man says "oh that well the thing

that is standing is the bird, the two things

on the side are the eggs and the thing around

it is the nest."

The old man then asked her to leave so he can get some sun. He falls asleep and when he wakes up there are paramedics around him

he asked "what happened?"

The peramedic said "ask the little girl."

The old man calls her over ans asks what happened.

The little girl said "when you went to sleep I tried to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me. So I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burned the nest.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

What are your thoughts on the show?

Is it really about finding love or a way to make money?

I enjoy watching it and find it amusing.

The first season I figured Hoopz didn't stay with him because he was a player throughout the show.

The second season it looked like Deelishis really liked him so I wondered why they didnt stay together. I thought maybe he had just done it to make a new show.

And now there is gonna be a new show, so I guess I was right. What are your opinions?

http://flavoroflovecasting.com/