Awesome Guy

OK, I'm bad at maths, so here goes.

Using a 20-sided dice what are the odds of throwing a 1, four times in six attempts.

I'm just wondering, what is your favourite way of bidding someone farewell? I'm more of a "See you" kind of person. I know people who prefer "Goodbye" though. Some people even like to use both I hear.

Some other explanation maybe?

USA and Europe V Giant squid aliens.

I reckon squid aliens

Would you eat a banana that kept screaming every time you took a bite out of it?

That got your attention didn't it?

Anyway, my point is, do you like jam? I like jam. Can you imagine a world without jam?

You probably won't believe this but earlier I was watching a television programme when suddenly, after about 5 minutes it cut away to show adverts. I then had to endure 4 minutes of voice overs screaming at me to buy skin lotion and so forth. How peculiar I thought. Then, halfway through the show, it only went and cut away to more adverts. What on Earth is going on?

I'll go for hostile alien invasion.

Black, white? It's got to be better than green.

Couldn't hurt to mix things up a bit. At least we would put aside our petty differences for a while.

"Are you gay? Are you black? Are you made of cheese? It doesn't matter 'cause we're all about to die!"

I can't believe Kermit the frog has been taken away from us. His bullet riddled body was found in his bathroom. Police suspect Gonzo, who has long been annoyed at the frog's undue popularity.

I'm painting my bedroom you see and I just can't decide on a colour. What do you think will go better with my eyes?

Do you like our nation and our bendy ways? Does our yellowness offend you? Do you like our potassium exports?

Is it like learning to drive?

Rather than just making you feel crappy?

Mine would be along the lines:

"Could do better"

Does this concern you in any way?

We have feeling to you know.

And killing ones self.