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I am a member of a local (Southern Maryland) rugby club, and we have been having a very hard time with fund raising in our community. We are a non-profit organization, frequently active in charities for other organizations. We are looking to expand our programs with a youth team to raise interest in rugby as well as provide an additional activity option for local kids. Does anyone have recommendations for fund raising that has worked for other organizations?

Is it my right to kill stupid people who get in my way, make my life stressful, or irritate me; or should I just Taser, and neuter them so they can't reproduce?

My wife thinks my bicep, but I am in an aggressive weight lifting program, which I worry would distort the tattoo. I'd like the back of my left shoulder, but apparently, that tends to be a bit girly. Any opinions?

How can we prevent this before they ruin everything? Could we send them somewhere like England did with Australia? Of course, that would just leave the possiblity of them returning for revenge, like a rash. Would it be wrong to cull them all like gophers? I figure leaving little packets of poison shaped like candy would get the stupid ones; how can we get the smarter ones? Could we make a game out of it?

Have you seend today's kids? We're all screwed.