Pyro Maniac

I have always had irregular cycles, always either short (3weeks) or long (5weeks) because of cysts, they also cause false positives of urinary pregnancy tests. This time though I am pushing six weeks but I am not bleeding yet, I have all my normal preperiod symptoms, horrible cramps, increase bathroom use, breakouts, and my cervix is low and open enough to where I can almost put my finger in it. I have also have been having constant mucus discharge tha often has blood in it. I went in for a blood test already and I am not pregnant, but am I just skipping my period this month or is it just later than usual?

My period is always irratic and can be anywhere from 3 weeks to 5 weeks.

This month it is reaching six. Since I am sexually active I decided to take a pregnancy test even though I did not have sex well ovulating.

I know taking a pregnancy tet later in the day is not as accurate but since I had two I decided one now one in the morning. To my surprize... well I don't know how to read it. The control window showed up but in the result window what should be a straight line left to right for negative, it was up and down (yes I know that is supposed to mean pregnancy). But NOTHING else showed up to make a cross. I may be reading the instructions wrong and I am taking another in the morning to make sure. But was it a bad test, a way to show negative, false positive, pregnant?

I know it was an anglerfish but there are over 200species of anglerfish and the one they ran into was female but I'm blanking on specie name

I'm going on a trip this weekend to Wisconsin from Minnesota for a funeral and instead of paying more money for gas or flying I decided to take a charter bus, after checking around I found a company named Megabus. I had never heard of it, how good is this bus service? Or should I just drive the two state distance?

So I went to the doctor the other day for a physical and they gave me vitamin D supplements, I have been taking them for the past two days, my period is due tomorrow, I usally don't have any symptoms before my period comes, I have been getting some pretty bad cramps and spotting, no flow, just enough to notice when I wipe. I am getting my period early, is it going to be affected from what I got at the doctor? Why are the supplements doing this?

So I have never had a regular cycle, hard to plan when it will come and it is always different symptoms when it comes. The past 2 days my stomach has just felt,.. off. Hard to explain, but either way today I have had a light discharge, just enough for a liner all day, it is mucus like, a light brown and pink. Will I be getting my period tomorrow? (not pregnant, didn't have sex this month, I miss having a boyfriend sometimes :/ )

Okay so I am in my basement smoking out my window and low and behold a squirrel comes up to the window, I tried spooking it off and well... it is in the room with me and wont leave. I don't want to scare it and have it attack me but it is just chilling in the corner. It is cold out and I wish to close my window. How do I get the little one out?

- "and it is certainly bad when a man spends his relief checks on green whisky while his children have a way of crying from hunger pain" - Atticus Finch

" I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it though no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do" - Atticus Finch

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb around in his skin and walk around in it" - Atticus Finch

After getting home from college I just wanted to curl up in a ball and sleep. I am sore ALL OVER, I didn't do any stranious activity to bring this on. I also have a slight headache and all around just feel uneasy. No sex this month so I am not pregnant but does this mean I will have my period by the next day, I will be having a road trip down to my grandparents early tomorrow for thanksgiving and it will suck feeling this way the whole road trip and it would suck worse if I am on my period? Will I be?

So I randomly get a email today saying I have been sending out a lot of porn on Facebook, I am confused, I can't see it and have never seen porn sent out on my friends', I obviously don't click on the obvious fake virus links so why is this happening. How can I stop this? My mom is friends with me online and I am 100% against porn. What do I do to stop it and how is this happening?

All day today I have had really bad cramps I get like during the first day of my period (usually it is heavy), I thought it was but all today I have just have had pink and brown, light flow all day, all i needed was a liner. I know I am not pregnant because I haven't had sex this month. Is this the start of my period?

I have off periods so I never know for sure but all day today I've been having cramps that make me feel sick and I've been in my hoodie all day because I am freezing without it. Is my period about to start?

My period should come in a few days but on Sunday my boyfriend is taking me out for a week to his friend's farm in the country and would really rather not be dealing with my period then, I am not pregnant so I am not freaking out or anything to delay it but is there anything I can do to get my period to start sooner to end it sooner as well?

It has been a rough two weeks now that college has started back up and I have work. In the past 9 days I have probably had 12 energy drinks. I realize how terrible that is for me and I feel so terrible. The oddest thing is because of it I have going to the bathroom a lot, once every two hours except when I sleep. How long will it take for this caffeine to leave my body? I can't handle getting up and going this much when I am this stressed and tierd

Relaxing on a work free day watching tv with my boyfriend we were watching some medical documentaries, something came up about ovariar cysts that pop can cause a hard time to get pregnant or be unable to get pregnant. Thinking back almost 10 years ago I had to go to the hospital for what came to be a cyst on my ovary that had ruptured. But my doctors had never told me then that this causes issues conceving. 0_o was I supposed to know this? Why didn't they tell me this? Will I really have an issue to get pregnant?

One night after sex my boyfriend and I had started talking about past relationships. I said he was about the 4th or 5th serious relationship I have been in and my first. He told me I was the third person he had dated and the 13TH person he had slept with. We are in our mid twenties, neither of us been to college and known each other for over a year and a half. Is this a lot of people he has had sex with? Or am I just thinking it. Most people I known have only been with one to five.

So this morning waking up to my period I went about my day, went by thhe hospital to get my. Pain meds and went to work. I went home to work remotely and when I had last gone to change my pad there was a large mucus dicharge (about the size of a 50 cent piece) that was a lot darker colored than my normal blood (amost black). Usually I get a small amount of this discharge but nothing this big (sorry if tmi) what could this be?

From a day of cramps whenever I didn't have my heating pad on or taking pain killers I have been having a discharge I noticed when I wipe and on my liner. Its a mucus discharge but with a tint of brown (I realize that is old blood) and a darker pink tint which I am hoping is fresh blood and the start of my period. I haven't had sex this month so I am damn near sure it's not pregnancy. Is this the start of my period?

I can never plan when my period is about to start. I haven't had sex since last month so I'm not pregnant so I'm just wondering off your experiance will it start soon? Going out today I started having some major cramps and feeling cold. My discharge from the past week is mucus like with a brown tint but today its watery. With how bad the cramps are I've been have diarreah today (ssorry tmi ): ). My cervix is lowish hard and open. My period is coming soon right? Anything else I should look for?

My period has never kept to a certain schedual so it's hard to plot when it willl be coming. It has been four weeks since Thursday when I got my last period. I am moody(cuddling with my boyfriend than feeling like I want to maul him), exahusted, in pain(especially my breasts, which seem bigger), the occasional cramp, and my cervix is low hard and slightly open. I haven't had sex this month so pregnancy is out of the question, just wondering if my period willl start soon. Thanks for any help!