Lulu the Next Ex

Watching German retro porn and eating bon-bons Boy am I tired I don't want my clients to know Do you think they'll smell it on me?

Poll : Retro or Clown?

I recently joined the Salvation Army.... I only had a brochure for the plain Army but figured it couldn't be that different... Come to find out not only do they not give me a gun or a bomber to drop the Napalm they don't even teach me to kill with my bare hands.... It's not like there aren't plenty of foreigners standing around in the soup lines.

I'm getting married in the fall and I'm concerned about the ceremony...My family is Jewish his family is Catholic and he is an Atheist....

All my friends are having babies and every time I am around them they want to talk about baby things I felt a little left out so I went out and got a puppy now every time they start talking baby stuff I talk about my puppy but they usually glare at me like I'm an idiot. I don't really want a baby but it may be easier than having to make new friends.

I have a lesson in two hours and it's a bit useless at the moment from crying for half the night....It's already paid for and I won't get my $50 back.I think he should pay for it or at least apply the stuff.

But he never speaks to you how can you get a word in edgewise?

For a bottle of Jack and a length of rope?

I've found that drinking a liter of Jack in my apartment with my shades drawn while laying in bed is not working for me.

Why do people always bring you food when a loved one dies it usually isn't even comfort food and the body all laid out next to the four layer dip usually makes me loose my appitite. Will someone stop this deluge of finger foods?

Will someone give her a dollar? I've left her everything in my will but think she could use a few extra bucks to take care of the new born she rescued from the dumpster.

When you start asking questions on Y? I feel possessed by the wholly spirits.

I would leave your new born in a dumpster next to a half eaten Watchamacallit?

Do you assume you are way too advanced for the likes of Y/A?

Do you wonder if they even read the questions fully If so are they missing the analytical thinking gene? Have you ever seen the film Idiocracy? Do you imagine those characters sitting at the other end of this terminal wondering how to answer such a question?

POLL: Dumb down or Rise above?

I recently lost my my BFF she was very fond of living green and I wanted to donate to a green charity but do not have much money.....do you think she would appreciate being recycled?

I've been dating my boyfriend for three months and want to break up with him....he owns a house, a motorcycle and a surf board I think I should get a percentage of his bands earnings for being their number three fan.

POLL Blonde Beaver or Mink?

I'm twenty five years old, but people often mistake me for a seventeen year old. I wouldn't mind so much if I got discount bus fare, but it's all the wrong people who think I'm a minor. I wrote a list of pros and cons like, cons: I get carded at bars and 7-11s...my parents still feel they can treat me like a child....high school guys keep hitting on me.Pros:I'm always going to look younger than you are... I can act like a teenager without people telling me to "grow up"....and I can help out in that To Catch A Predator program by luring creepy Internet stalkers into the house so Chris Hansen can come out with his cameramen and humiliate the pervy perpetrators. Maybe I should enjoy my perpetual youth?

I had a dream where I was in a prison tower and a large bear started attacking me because it was angry. I am concerned because in the dream, someone I don't know brought the bear to my house in a plastic igloo and said," Look it's my pet!"

and you spend an hour writing down your thoughts and feelings in an email being careful not to anger your partner and all you get in return is a nonsensical email about a candy factory in Southern Mexico and a party in Avila with some guy named Sven do you just give up or keep trying? I'm a bit tired and he's hardly worth it.

Why does Yahoo think this question is similar to "If you suspect your child has a mental illness....?"

Do you show them to the door or the crawl space?

Poll Half or whole?

When a violation occurs? I mean the ones for the thumbs the ones you paid to post the question and the ones they take away?

I'm beginning to think that some people are convinced they get them if they report someone and if that's the case then doesn't Y know that kick-backs are illegal? I have a mind to report them for soliciting.