garion b

My name is Garion Bracken. I come here to your country from mother Russia for eat potato. Every day my grandpa, he is saying "Garion you must take excrement from tank and clean". I say no more excrement. I hate it, i, i, i spit on it. My uncle Checknov he escape from Gulag. He say to me "come Garion, we go to America make new life" I say no. In America they have no potatoe. How can we make Gulaj with no potato, we spend night thinking about it and on third bottle vodka we say "Ireland, have potatoe" so we come here. I have 1 inch thick skin around testicles from Moscow winter.