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Trucky
I am here for the fun, the knowledge and the mind. My opinions are mine so are your's. I say what I feel and think as anyone else does. If I can help, I do and if your question baffles me, I joke. If you dont like my answers, then you have learned that others have different views. Accept it as I do. Have fun and enjoy :o)
RAM Sticks and GHZ Question?
I have a brand new Motherboard. In the book it say it can take 4x1Gb Memory Sticks DDR2-Pc 5300 667/533/400 GHZ
My question is : Will it work if I fit 4x1Gb Memory sticks DDR2-Pc 6400 800 GHZ ?
8 AnswersOther - Hardware1 decade agoIs it a sad end to the year or what ?
My girlfriend, for the last 6 years, and I had a little bust up a month ago. We decided to keep apart for a while to reassess our relationship but we kept in touch. I even sent her flowers and chocs and a sweet card for xmas. Yesterday, we met to talk how best to get back together. First I was not too warm but when I saw her, I really and completely wanted her back.
So, I did let her know that I still felt for her but not what I wanted, until I heard what she had to tell me.
She told me that she had felt so down that she met with an old flame "for comfort" and they kissed.
That chap has a partner so he cheated her.
All the rest of our conversation, she was saying negative things against us getting back together. I felt sooo down when I dropped her home.
When I arrived in my place, she had left an ultimatum on my phone asking me if "Yes or No" I wanted her back. I was at a loss and completely confused.
Today, she text me asking again the same question but saying that she had already been on dates with other chaps and one, she really like a lot.
I am devastated by that revelation and believe, she came to meet me just to turn the knife in the wound.
As she kissed and date other guys, I don't feel like she is "my loved one" anymore.
Was I right or wrong to say goodbye ?
11 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade agoHow many people here will be lonely this Christmas ?
I know I will be :o(
3 AnswersChristmas1 decade agoChristmas for anyone ?
It's Christmas party time at work and there is that chap who was sitting on the railing of the roof balcony, about to jump off.
Suddenly, Father Christmas was standing next to him, holding him by his collar.
What do you think of doing, ask Father Xmas ?
"I had enough, I want to die, say the chap.
This morning, I was told I was made redundant,
I called my wife to tell her and she decided to leave me.
I wont have the money to pay for the mortgage, I owe thousand to credit cards.
I want to die !"
What if you wake up tomorrow morning with twice what you owe in your bank account, your wife is totally in love with you, you got promoted and get big extra wages, ask Father Xmas ?
"How can you help me ? "
Just drop your pants and let me give you one and all your troubles will be over.
The chap has no choice but to accept.
After the deed, Father Xmas asks: How old are you, by the way ?
"36 said the chap, readjusting himself"
And you still believe all that bullshit and in Fairy Tales, ask the big fat queer in fancy clothes ?
5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoHow about a little survey?
This is "Dating and relationship" posts, ok ?
Please don't answer the silly usual, "YA is not a dating site", I know that.
How many single people are on here ?
Are you hopping to meet someone ?
Did you try to communicate with someone you like , of this site, by Emails ?
And a serious but odd question, mostly for women/girls,
Does an age gap of, say, 20 to 30 years is a major issue to you even if you could have the perfect loving relationship ?
I can't wait for answers !
4 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoEssex girl ? Definitely !?
Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's the fire extinguisher." !
5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago3 Women, Kinky or what ?
3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 Cm's stilettos and mask.
He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat,
when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my head and a long black plastic cape.
My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:.........
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... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'
16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoAny people of the 40's, 50's, and most of the 60'?
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes and can poisoning.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. Not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.
We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a sanitised bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we forgot the scars and srapes and we learned to solve the problem .
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside with them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents and we where proud of it.
We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes.
We actualy rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!
Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that today !!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law an beat us black and blue!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL, CONGRATULATIONS !
But YOU today's kids, are none of them !
You might want to share this with others of our generation who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and tough their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
9 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoIs it a scam?
Is it normal for a major Bank to take over 12 Years to claim a sum of money from an account who had been closed at the time. Even tho the person has open running account in an other Bank, so can be easily traced ?
Is it normal for a major Bank like Barclay to use some backstreet Solicitor firm to claim that supposedly due money ?
Is it normal for a major Bank like Barclays to use wordings like " Principal sum" insteat of Amount due ?
Is it normal for a major Bank like Barclays to claim that sum of money without presenting a statment or other proves of owed money ?
Any Bank personel who can give proper informations will get stars.
4 AnswersPersonal Finance1 decade agoBest joke from Yahoo?
Read the question, my answer and Yahoo reason for deleting it.
Priceless :o)
Question: Best Dating websites For South wales uk?
Deleted Answer: Lot O'lovely sheep.com BaaaaaaaH :o)
Violation Reason:Solicitation
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoThe Asian way?
A Young Chinese couple got married. The new bride of course is still a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten.
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled, "You wanna beef wit bloccolli?"
18 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoDon't ask thy neighbour !?
Danny McGuire came home from work to find his lovely bride sitting in the living room still
in her bath robe.
"Kate my wife" he says "what ever is the matter, yer still in yer robe."
"Ah Danny," says she, "tis poorly I'm feeling.
I didn't know what to do so I called Doc McDonald.
'I'll need a specimen', he says and hung up. Danny, I don't know what a specimen is."
"Ah lass I don't know either, but if you high yerself up the stairs to Mrs.
Murphy 'n' she'll be able to tell ye." Off goes Kate bounding up the stairs.
Soon Danny hears a horrible thump, bang and a hell of a crash.
Opening his door, he sees Kate piled up at the bottom of the landing.
"Kate, what ever happened?"
"I tol' Mrs Murphy what the doc said and she told me to just piss in a bottle.
So I told her to sh.it in her hat ......... and the fight was on.
14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoKitten wanted?
Hi everyone.
I promised to my girlfriends daughter to get them a Kitten for Easter.
But ! Due to the unsocial working houres I do, It was not possible for me to go around vets and the likes.
I am off work today and also tomorrow.
Does anyone has or know of some kitten for sale or give away ? Preferably short hair one.
I am situated in the far west London area, near Buckinghamshire. I can travel a bit but not accross the country :o)
Cheers
5 AnswersOther - Pets1 decade agoAGP Vs PCI again?
Well guys, I am trying to build a fast powerfull Pc.
The Mobos I have is:
Mercury VKT500X-L v1.1 S-ATA compatible
MSI KT4 Ultra MS-6590 v 1.0 S-ATA compatible
Both are Socket 462 AMD compatible, but I dont know what processor to use, would 1.8 Gigs plenty enough or should I get a higher one ?
Which one is better and which one can use what AGP or PCI ?
I got a 700 W power unit,
2x1=2 Gig ram sticks PC 2700 DDR 333Mgh Dimm
500Gb Seagate Hard Drive
3 AnswersAdd-ons1 decade agoDifference between PCI -PCI Express and AGP?
What is the difference between the two cards ?
If my PC ran with an AGP, can I upgrade to PCI ?
A bit lost with all those newer things, little help needed, please.
Thank you.
6 AnswersAdd-ons1 decade agoPay your taxes?
The Taxman made a case against a Jewish prostitute who claimed expenses and stated on her tax return her occupation to be a POULTRY farmer. ”But Sir,“ she pleaded in court, ”I have raised 200 cocks during last year!“
22 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoGet it wrong and......?
2 make it stand, u wet it.
2 make it wet, u suck it,
To make it stiff, u lick it,
2 get it in, u push it.
Damn threading a needle at age 50+ is no joke!
11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoChange course now?
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse, Your call !
17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoPushing it?
Little Boy comes home from school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Joey, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Joey" the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Joey came home with the other eye black and blue.
Joey's father said, "Joey, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Joey said, "It wasn't my fault.
There we were in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.
Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoStaying fat?
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom.
Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says.
"Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago