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Ok. On New Year's Eve I ate a pretty big cheese ball. I knew better as they really stop me up but Hey! It was New Year's Eve. So, I didn't or couldn't poop for several days. Last night I ate a large enchilada TV dinner plus a small one. This morning I pooped a massive turd. It is about the size of an ear of corn and even sticks out of the water. It won't flush. When the toilet flushes it just kinda swirls around. I got a plastic fork and poked at it and it is really hard. Won't break up or nothing. How am I going to deal with this thing? Not to mention the smell.