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  • who should i start at RB?

    i have a westbrook, MJD, and micheal turner back from their byes, but i also have chris johnson against a colts D allowing over 150 rush yards per game, and thomas jones against the chiefs (207 yds, 2 TDs per game). i need 3. westbrook is a no-brainer, and i'm leaning towards MJD and johnson. your thoughts?

    1 AnswerFantasy Sports1 decade ago
  • U.S. Population?

    The population of this country is 300 million.

    160 million are retired.

    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 90 million in school.

    Which leaves 50 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 15 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are, sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice

    12 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago