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U.S. Population?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 90 million in school.

Which leaves 50 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lmfao and there you are writing freaking jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    But if nobody's doing any work, how is anything getting done? And if nothing's getting done, how is it possible that people are doing things? And if people aren't doing things, shouldn't we all be dead?

  • 1 decade ago

    that is 2 funny

  • 1 decade ago

    MOst creative of the night.

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    1 decade ago

    Smart. Real smart.

    But who is writing the jokes I read???

    :-P

  • 1 decade ago

    the continuation of the joke..

    "so how can i manage to do all the work"

    old one

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha. have a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omaaaagaaaah :D thats wonderful xD

  • 1 decade ago

    God that was good! Did you write this?

  • 1 decade ago

    nice joke!! funny :)

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