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My cousin is a doctor working in UK. He has an Indian Passport with permanent residence in UK stamped in his passport. Can he get a visa on arrival in Dubai airport? Will he get a free visa or does he has to pay for it? If so how much?

Only people who are sure about it answer please..

I have one Kissing Gourami for about 1 year. It has grown to a good size now. The problem is that I cannot put any fish with this one. It attacks any other fish in the tank even another of the same kind. The only one I can safely put is the sucker. Any suggestion?

No I don't want to give this back as it is a beautiful fish and quite friendly to us. My children love the way jumps out of the water to take food from their hands.

I want to download microsoft media player. But I cannot do so as my windows copy is not genuine. Any site where I can download it without buying a genuine copy of windows?

1. Why is the statue of libertiy's arm only 11 inches long?

2. Why does the Fire men wear red belts?

3. What is it that a cow has four and a woman has two?

4. Three women are eating ice cream in a shop. One is licking it, One is biting it, Third one is swallowing it whole. Which one is married?

5. Two cats, husband and wife had a quarrel. The wife won't go near the husband for two days. At last the husband told the wife something in the ear. The wife was very happy and got friendly again. What did the husband tell his wife?

Think of your answers and then check below. Tell me your score.

Answer

1. If it were 12 inches it would have been a foot

2. To keep their pants up

3. Of course legs. What did you think? Really?

4.The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But of course I like your preferance.

5. Meow.

I just read a NUN joke here and it seems it is very popular.

Here's one I liked very much.

The mother superior was in a very happy mood that morning. Walking down the aisle she met a junior nun and said " Good morning, sister"

The sister said," Good morning mother. It seems you got out of the bed on the left side today".

The mother superior was perplexed. She was feeling good, smiling and still ?

She went further on, met another sister. She too said," Good morning mother. You got down on the left side today?"

She met two more and everybody said the same thing.

She stopped the next one and asked," Hey what is wrong with you all. Why do you all say I got out of the left side of the bed?"

"Well mother, you are wearing the bishop's slippers"

A bunch of tourists were going in a bus near a hill side. When they were passing a small village an old couple in the bus liked the place and asked the driver to stop. They got down and told the driver to go on as they would like to stay and enjoy the place for a few days. The bus went forward and suddenly a big rock came down from the hill and smashed the bus, killing a few and injuring everybody.

The old couple watched this in horror and the husband told his wife," Martha, we should not have got out the bus"

Why did he say that??