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Say I morph my ugly cloud Gelert into a less ugly, red Poogle. Can I paint my pet that is now a red Poogle yellow, making it a yellow Poogle? Or will the yellow paint undo the whole morphing and give me an incredibly repulsive yellow gelert?

Thanks,

Norbert

This never used to happen before, but lately when my penis is erect, it curves upward. Not in a straight position, though. The head of the genitalia curves all the way up. Is there something wrong with my testosterone levels? I've searched all over the internet for men with similar problems. Should I go see a doctor about this, or is it normal for the penis to be disfigured like this on a 60 year old man?

I do not take Viagra or any kind of testosterone-boosting drugs.

I have lots of questions gone unanswered. Why will nobody take a minute to answer them? Is it a glitch with the website?

http://answers.yahoo.com/my-activity/qa;_ylt=AkBEW...

I have a candy cane stuck up my as*hole, and I'm on the verge of murdering my parents..

But, NO. The little retards that have questions about sex and how babies are made get answered first. The ugly, attention-starved soccer moms must know which protein shake will best suit their spoiled brat children. The moronic f*cking teenagers have to get false assurance that they are not, in fact pregnant with clones of themselves who will mirror their stupidity of their parents in our near depressing future.

Good riddance,

Norbert E. Lionel

To make a long story short, I was munching on a candy from a few Christmases ago, and I saw this picture of that sexy little girl on the Coppertone sunscreen bottle in a newspaper ad. I'm not sure why I find that Coppertone girl so damn sexy, but it gave me a raging erection. I began fingering myself, but my fingers didn't seem to be penetrating me deep enough, not to mention, it started smelling really sour from the mix of the cheese dust on my fingers with the remaining bits of feces and other dry and crusty substances all up in there.

I figured that a nice, long, minty candy cane would really get my rocks off. Unfortunately, I was so into the masturbating that I must have been jerking the cane too hard that it snapped. The broken piece of candy cane is lodged tightly up my as*hole now, and I am sore from trying to squeeze it out.

I'd really rather not go to a doctor -- this is incredibly embarassing and I would not like to explain to my doctor that I am more anally stimulated than I am through my genitalia. Especially because I just had my prostate exam last week, so you can see how anyone might find that very awkward. Is this a serious enough problem to see a doctor over? Or can I just wait to poop it out and take no health risk?

Thank you,

Norbert E. Lionel