♥Ginger♥

this racist taxi driver from Duffy Taxi Company was way rude to my friend he wouldn't let her brother pay sh ehad to pay so she had to borrow money and then when i gave it to her the taxi driver wa strying to take it away from her and she said no wait until we get there. She doesn't like getting ripped off and she had two little girls with her! And she called later on after she was dropped off she was saying (she is brutally way honest) that the guy was putting her down and saying Your kind of people are always not paying and are always being rude (aboriginal) and she said she was gonna call his boss and he said that his boss wouldn't care he doesn't like your kind of people....just putting her down and everything. She calls and the company did NOT care! I was so angry so now i am gonna drive Unicity instead of Duffy Taxi! (I live in winnipeg) Unicity is always upbeat and actually smile too!

I want to know what YOU think of this situation. Any comments at all?

Moi friend sais chickens do have lips i say they don't

they do i can prove it search 'Chicken lips' on google.ca under images and look at the second picture

that was her!

I say that is totally fake!

Ok what if i like this guy but he doesn't know me all that well he is in most of my classes so i c him everyday and yeah i need to know what to do. He is a funny troubled guy but hey everyone's got troubles. right.

There was this old lady whose husband just died and one day she got an email from a guy across the world who was meant for his wife not the old lady but has she read it she got scared the heebie jeebies outta her

'dear wife,

i really miss you a lot can't wait till you get down here

Its burning hot down here like crazy

See you tomorrow!

♥Love your husband♥

it might be old but hey still make sme giggle!

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Hey people who ever can make me at laugh out loud or who ever can't do that who ever can make me smile at least so let's hear some jokes some riddles some anything you think is funny that'll make me laugh.