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Like i mean songs that r really good and just came out.

im wicked sick of the same 0l' songs.

Any Help?

Thanx =]]

i think Femme 5 danced to it.. on Feb. 7th?

it was the intro before they transitioned to the song "do it well"

here are some bits and pieces from the song:

shake ur money maker, break it down to the ground...

she got it got it..

break it down shake it shake it down..

Boom she wally wally

0r something like that??? Lol

idk the beat to this song was insane!

any ideas???

its says [ya know what im talkin bout] alot in this song..dude will say sumthin .... then b like "ya know what im talkin bout?" then he throws in some [what chu talkin bout] lol..i juss heard it n' i really wanna know what it is..can u help me out? thanx!

yahoo was my homepage but then i downloaded msn n' now thats my homepage! ..i know that ur supposed to go to tools then change the address in the address bar but it wont let me! it wont even let me click inside the address bar..someone help! thanks in advance!! =]

do you have to put anything in the Cc and Bcc section? what is that? i dont usually send emails but i need 2 n' im kind of confused!! i tried to use my yahoo address to send an email 2 a friend with a hotmail email address n' it didnt work..?? im sry these kinda seem like stupid questions!! lol...but please help!! =]

music?

ok so my nephew just clicked something on my computer to make everything small! the words so small i can barely read them!! i do i fix it and make it normal size again??? plz help!! lol thank you!!

Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death.

When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.

There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.

The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.

How did the man manage to hang himself.

This thing all things devours:

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

What is it?

A mile from end to end,

Yet as close to you as a friend.

A precious commodity, freely given.

Seen on the dead and on the living.

Found on the rich, poor, short and tall,

But shared among children most of all.

What am I?

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.

The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.

The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.

The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.

The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

__________________________________

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

Vacancy starring Luke Wilson Kate Beckinsale ..its the movie about their car breaking down in the middle of nowhere, and they are forced to spend the night at the only motel ...it turns out to b really creepy..i thought it looked like a really good movie and i cant wait to see it when it comes out april 20th..whats your opinion?

just got online right quick 2 check ur email and maybe say wussup 2 a few friends but then find yourself still online 2 hours later thinking damn where did the time go? haha

**follow these instructions before looking at the answer..it will help to write your answers down!!!

1. think of a number between 1 and 10

2. multiply it by 9

3. add the digits of your result; for example, if your number is 27, you would have:2+=7=9

4. subtract 5

5. find the letter that corresponds to your number. 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, ect...

6. think of a country that begins with your letter.

7. now think of an animal beginning with the second letter of your country.

[[Now you should have the names of a country and an animal.]]

{ANSWER}

Denmark is an unlikely place to find elephants!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous

on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I

start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note

on the door:

1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and

the spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him

9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say

he was stoned off his ***.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and

eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"

12. The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for

the grub, Yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a

peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says

his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens

the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the

homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get

lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the

door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says

"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down

in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter

and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What

would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be

the right thing to do."

So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He

opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:

"Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would

like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an

hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble

task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad