Nigel8ball

Okay, here's the deal... Lucille!

Been giving this considerable thought. They busted St. Christopher about 30-years ago. And now, after 500-years, I think it's time to take Columbus off the calendar as a holiday. It's been proven many times over that Columbus had nothing to do with discovering America. He's got to go.

So, I propose this: We here in America knock out Christopher Columbus and replace him with "A National Sex Week."

Here's how it works:

If you 'give' at the office... you don't have to 'give' at home.

May I have your feedback please.

Thank you... and keep on truckin'.

Okay, here's the deal...

Been giving this some thought for several years. They busted St. Christopher about 30-years ago. And now, after 500-years, I think it's time to take Columbus off the calendar as a holiday. It's been proven many times over that Columbus had nothing to do with discovering America. He's got to go.

So, I propose this: We here in America knock out Christopher Columbus and replace him with "A National Sex Week."

Here's how it works:

If you 'give' at the office... you don't have to 'give' at home.

May I have your feedback please.

Thank you... and keep on truckin'.

Mr. Phelps, your mission is to spell as many letters of the alphabet as possible without using that letter in the word. Should you or your IM team be caught, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your existence. Here is one example:

"C" - see & sea. Good luck.

Oh, and non-english words are not acceptable. Thank you.

(1) "Antlers in the TreeTops" by Who Goosed the Moose

(2) "Creme of the Russian Youth" by Ivan Yackinoff

(3) "Under the Grandstands" by C. Moore Butts

(4) "Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Balls

(5) "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily

There were several others. But... any ideas on a few more?

Thanking you in advance...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House

Both presidents were shot on a Friday

Both presidents were shot in the head

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy

Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by Southerners

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

There are thirteen letters in their first and last names

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names

Both names are composed of fifteen letters

Lincoln was shot at the theater named Ford, later renamed Kennedy

Kennedy was shot in a car manufactured by Ford called Lincoln

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials

And here’s the kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

Is there a "mirror" solar system to ours in a galaxy far far away? Could that be the reason I lose so much?

Think about it. If scientists are right, when I'm playing 8-ball and miss a shot, could it be my double from our "mirror" planet picked the wrong ball. I mean, I'm thinking I should have played the 3-ball and that nut-cake chose the 4-ball instead.

Is it my double's fault I can't "bank" because he hasn't taken the time to learn, to practice?

What's up with that? He's costing me wins every week.

Could it be because I shoot right-handed and he (because of the "mirror" is a southpaw?)

I know the earth is slightly tilted to one side, but it would be there, too, right?

Can I get some help on this, please.

Think about it. If scientists are right, when I'm playing 8-ball and miss a shot, could it be my double from our "mirror" planet picked the wrong ball. I mean, I'm thinking I should have played the 3-ball and that nut-cake chose the 4-ball instead.

Is it my double's fault I can't "bank" because he hasn't taken the time to learn, to practice?

What's up with that? He's costing me wins every week.

Could it be because I shoot right-handed and he (because of the "mirror" is a southpaw?)

I know the earth is slightly tilted to one side, but it would be there, too, right?

Can I get some help on this, please.