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Things you should know.

- I am trying to get emancipated. I have already filed and am waiting for a hearing. I am 16, almost 17.

I have a bank CD under my name with about $2000 in it. Even though I am not 18 years old, can i still close the CD account and withdraw all my money? Or do I need my parent's permission?

I brought its health down to the very last notch of red, put it to sleep, and threw 20 ultra balls at it. AND STILL! NOTHING! After I ran out of sleep moves i paralyzed it and threw my last 10 ultra balls at it, and STILL NOTHING! What am i doing wrong?!?

When I masturbate i usually last about 10 minutes. Can I expect to last the same amount of time during sex? I'm also quite young so I can have an orgasm and be ready to go about 2-3 minutes later so if 10 minutes is all I can do I'm fine with it. :D

If so could you tell me if it was worth it or if it helped you at all? I'm 16 and I'm looking to buy it to help me grow.

I was in my school locker room and (I don't want to sound gay, but...) out of the corner of my eye I saw this one fat kid and I swear he didn't have a penis, but he still had testicles. Is there any explanation to this?

I called my girlfriend and while I was talking to her one of her friends cut her off and started talking from the same number. WTF is that?! It needs to stop. I can't finish the freaking conversation or even finish a sentence with her without being interrupted by him!?!

If I have a cell phone plan with verizon in MT and then travel out of state to IA and make phone calls to somebody else with verizon in MT will I get extra charges for 'roaming' or anything?

I have a laptop (Windows 7) and a desktop (Windows 7). They both have internet connections (broadband) and I want to be able to use my laptop to control the desktop from a different location. I know there is software that does this, but most require the other computer to respond somehow. I just want to be able to connect to it without anybody else messing with it.

I asked her out, and she says she really likes me, but is hesitant about going out with me because she is friends with my ex-girlfriend. Can I have any suggestions on how to get her to change her mind to just go out with me :(?

She says she "has to think about it". So I ask her if she has made her mind up the next day and she says "I still don't know lol"....I have no idea what shes going to say, and the suspense is killing me....

Girls out there PLEASE! Can you help me figure out what shes going to say?!

I'm 16, very healthy, but I can't seem to ..... get the job done with myself :(

When i'm umm... jerking off... it takes FOREVER (25-30 minutes) to get it done, how do i make it go faster?

Before school was out I didn't get much sleep at all. I can understand why I got bloodshot eyes, but now that schools out I get tons of sleep and they still won't go away. Help please?

I am 16. This girl I know is 16.

The girl has a great personality and we have a lot in common. Something I am having a hard time getting past is the fact that she makes no effort at all to make herself look good.

She doesn't look ugly, but I just wish she'd try to make herself look good. What can I say to her to possible get her to do so?

I have a metal box that used to be a power supply for a computer, but I took all the components out and now I have no idea what to do with it. Suggestions?

Stupid question I know, but I'm just curious.

Our health care may be flawed in some ways, but we still have te best health care in the world. I think it is unfair for the government to force us to have health care and I also think it is unfair to force rich people to pay for it. Rich people are rich for a reason (usually). Just because someone worked hard for their money doesn't mean he has to pay for all the other fools that don't have the self-worth to get up and actually lift a finger to work. So tell me, why?

I have an Xbox 360 controller for my computer with and adapter, but whenever i play a game the right stick doesn't move the camera and the triggers don't work for any of the games. Is there a way to get them working?

I can't drive for another 4 weeks and i want to ask this girl out, but I REALLY want to avoid sitting in the backseat while my mom drives me to my first date. Any suggestions?

I mean a real college, not some online crap. If possible give me the web address.