John

This is my car, and I looked, there is not a diagram anywhere under the hood. I do not think I have a duhc, it's just a 3.0.

If you could direct me to a site where I can EASILY find a free diagram, I would appreciate it, and I know people ALWAYS say buy the book, but, if I could AFFORD the book, I could afford a mechanic and wouldn't need to ask in the first place. Thank you to any polite answers.

I'm in the mood to chat. I have unlimited text on my phone, & I'm a little bored. If you have unlimited text, feel like talking, live in the USA, & don't want to be a prick, shoot me a text.

1-573-544-4505

I might be opening Pandora's Box, but I'm hoping for one good text pal.

In the long version of Basic Instinct, around 55 to 56 minutes in, Michael Douglas' character is passed out in front of the T.V., and awakened by the phone.

What movie is playing on his T.V. set? It looks positively cheesy, and I can't place it, though I like low budget horror. If you know, please post source too. Thanks.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce! The case went to trial today, and after examining evidence and hearing Mickey's testimony, the Judge said, Now, Mickey, I realize you want a divorce, but i cannot grant you one on the grounds that Minnie has gone insane."

" I didn't say she was insane!" Mickey cried, " I said she was fu ck ing Goofy!"

For awhile now, I have been aware that I should stop playing around. I have LITERALLY backed myself into a financial corner, through frivolous spending. I cannot earn enough to pay off my debt because physical appearance and criminal history bar me from getting a better paying job. So, I'm about to lose everything. I cannot find a woman who will look at me without revulsion, and I do not blame them because I am repulsive. I no longer have any true friends, only the kind who come around when they need something, and last night I prayed to God to at least show me a little love and received only indifferent silence. I mean, it was a pretty clear message that enough is enough, Ie won't step in, He's gonna make me do it. I just don't have the Dam courage. What will give me the courage to do it?

How many Penguins are usually found in a gathering on the Arctic coast during mating season?

If 100 people order a milkshake apiece from Franny's Freshest Dairy, what do you have after they are served?

One very nauseated cow.

These are the one's I remember:

Q: What's gross?

A: Finding a used condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.

Q: What's grosser than that?

A: Opening the fridge and the rump roast farts at you.

GROSS: You take your underwear off, throw 'em against then wall and they stick.

GROSSER: They slide down.

SCARY: They crawl back up.

If you know any, I'd love to see them.

A baby seal walks into a club.