Nick

when your neck is being strangled by a nerds thighs? like the nerd is like 130 lbs and 6ft tall so definitely not strong but an active nerd like always setting up card tables for chess club and legs are much much stronger than arms. how would it feel? and what would it smell like when somebody is using that much force, like they must be straining.. can you even smell when youre being strangled?

I thought I saw on the news a long time ago, somewhere in Michigan, that a stereotypical nerd (bow tie, parted hair, pocket protector, etc.) was being bullied and pushed around. In retaliation, the nerd strangled the bully with his powerful thighs. But is this possible? Are a nerd's thighs that powerful? I guess they're always sitting at the computer and chess table...