VIJAY

HEY GUYZ I JUST SAW THIS FULL SONG OF THIS MOVIE AND LOOK AWSOME. RANBIR AND THREE SIZZLING HOT GALZ OF THIS MOVIE LOOK COOL. IF YOU WATCH THIS SONG YOU CAN TELL RANBIR IS GREAT DANCER JUST LIKE HIS DAD. WELL ENJOY.

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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TRUE THAT THIS MOVIE IS NOT LUCKY FOR MAIN LEAD OF THIS MOVIE. I TELL YOU WHY AS YOU KNOW

Talk of a curse started with the deaths of Heath Ledger and Conway Wickliffe, a special effects technician who was killed while performing a stunt on set in London. The film is dedicated to both. The arrest of Christian Bale a few days after the film’s opening – and Freeman’s accident on a Mississippi highway – only added to the conjecture.

IN BATING WHO'S THE BEST

IN BOWLING WHO'S THE BEST

IN FIELDING WHO'S THE BEST

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that

says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."

He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth

five thousand dollars."

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this."

He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like

a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just

not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman,

and it's worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a

cow, and you're not worth s*it."

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One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.

He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with

no experience.

On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up

and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,

they start exploring each other's bodies.

Things are going fine until the bride discovers her

husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"

"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".

\She slides her hands further down and gasps.

"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.

"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.

Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,

the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?

Am I hurting you?"

"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.

I need more rope!"

DID YOU GUYZ SAW THIS SONG PROMO OF (SIK) ?

http://www.indiafm.com/broadband/video/Movie-Promo...

don't you think it's crazy funny ?

SUPERMAN

SPIDER-MAN

BATMAN

HANCOCK

HELL BOY

IRON MAN

X-MAN

DAREDEVIL

FANTASTIC FOUR

HULK

THE PHANTOM

WELL I TRY TO ADD AS MUCH AS NAMES I REMEMBER IF YOU KNOW SOME OTHERS YOU CAN ADD THEM IN.

NOW TELL ME WHICH ONE IS YOUR SUPERHERO?

MINE :

SUPERMAN

BATMAN

THE PHANTOM

PICK UR "BAD BOYS"

PRAN

RANJEET

AMJAD KHAN

AMRISH PURI

SHAKTI KAPOOR

GULSHAN GROVER

AJIT

PREM CHOPRA

JEEVAN

DANNY DENZONGPA

PARESH RAWAL

KULBHUSHAN KHARBANDA

ANUPAM KHER

SADASHIV AMRAPURKAR

# 1.

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from

inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor

of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having

a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the

doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy,

there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closet

door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, god damn it,

my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare

the kids"!!!

#2. I HOPE U GET THIS ONE....????

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

"Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs."

"That must have hurt," said the judge.

"No kidding," said the best man. "I broke three of my fingers."

JUST TAKE IT AS A JOKE IF U CAN'T SORRY CAN'T HELP.

Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her

husband never had sex anymore. So the doctor gave her a bottle of

pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be

'satisfied.'

The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee that

evening. That night they made out.

The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they

really got it on.

The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire bottle in.

A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress. The

woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how she was

doing, the son replied, "Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant; my asshole

hurts, and Dad is out naked on the front lawn yelling 'Here kitty,

kitty.'"

$20 or else........

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.

There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can gather up some of them. Thanks!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time some guy sticks through the bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"

"Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."

DIL SE - AYE AJNABI

GURU - BIN TERE KYA

JODHA AKBAR - JASHNE-E-BAHARA

SWADES-YEH JO DES HAI TERA

LAGAAN-MITWA

An attractive Blonde, Kitty Mc Neill was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. Kitty climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let Kitty off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback!"

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes it is."

Boy- "I have a baseball."

Man- "That's nice."

Boy- "Want to buy it?"

Man- "No, thanks."

Boy- "My dad's outside."

Man- "OK, how much?"

Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."

Man- "Yes, it is."

Boy- "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy- "$750."

Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

You will laugh your heads out after you finish reading this!!! (Nice One from Readers Digest)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:

'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:

'Happy Birthday!'!!

Guys just take moment and watch this video on LEAD INDIA IT'S VERY WELL MADE. TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

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I LOVE ACTION MOVIES.

DIE HARD

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY

007

ENTER THE DRAGON

INDIANA JONES

TERMINATIOR

I JUST GOT IT FROM MY FRIEND I HAVE TWO YEAR OLD

G.S. BUT NEED HELP TO NAME HIM. SO IF GUYZ CAN HELP ME.

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

B ubba, where'd you git that truck?!?"

Tammie give it to me" Bubba replied.

"She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck! "

"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"