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Well, the story of my life, for anyone who cares to know, (which I can safely assume is close to no one due to my mediocre popularity) is as fallows: I was born, then some seriously weird sh*t went down, then that just about brings us to today, when I ate a hotpocket and it gave me stomache cramps. Oh yeah, also I'm an evil homosexual agenda recruitment officer that likes to kick adorable puppies down stairs...