Wizard Tricky

My dad bought me a Christmas present and I have no idea what it is.

I asked him, and in his possibly drunken stupor he responded "I will tell you this riddle; Some say it jumps, but it doesn't really".

-It's a gift for a 17 year old girl

-He told my brother it is expensive

-He told my brother it wasn't electronic

-Also, small enough to fit under the tree

Can you guess?

Ok, I always see stupid people on behalf of both parties, so I really want a sane answer.

I always hear "Obama has done nothing at all" or "Obama destroyed this country" when a conservative I know speaks of him. So which one is it? Has he done nothing, or has he destroyed the country? Wouldn't he have to do something to cause destruction? In your opinion and as a general consensus.

Or should i say SUCCEED from the union cause that will be exactly what is happening when im emperor.

Obama sucks etc. i even drew a flag ok it does have stars but the stripes are in the star with a bear fighting a kangaroo AND a maple leaf bc Canada SUCKS!!

"Rednecks calling Barack Obama Muslim and Half Breed"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXZjDIXV1A

Some quotes from the video:

"This is America, our president should be American, not Muslim."

"No, it's not because he's black it's cause he's a half-breed"

"I don't care for the government, they don't show me anything" - guy who gets food stamps

Ok. Three years ago I dyed my virgin blonde hair red. I went back to blonde about a year ago and decided to go back red. So it's currently red and I want it blonde. I was thinking I could use a color corrector such as color oops. Would the color of the dyed blonde show up? Or would it come out weird like orange? How would I counteract that if it's weird? Also, I'm going medium blonde. Do I need to bleach it?

why is ok for Christian conservatives to bare false witness against the president relentlessly?

It's real, it's just a matter of if people are causing it, or if it's a natural phenomena that we have no impact on.

Just thought I'd share because so many people are ignorant on the topic.

True or False

And every cry you let out will not be heard, because nobody cares what you have to say.

And he will remain president, no matter how you feel

And he will be acknowledged as president

You will never be president nor make history books, but this one person you blame everything on will?

He is the president and you hate him. Your mom is the cook at Denny's and you like her.

He lives in a house bigger than you. It has a bunch of people taking care of it. You have to clean your own house.

He gets to fly in an awesome plane, while you share photos about the second amendment on Facebook?

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. NOTHING. AND YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Ain't life funny?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's funny.

Fun Fact 1: My grandpa, a veteran who stood in the rations line for the Great Depression thinks everyone whining about how bad this country is a pansy *** baby. He voted for Obama, btw.

Fun Fact 2: Whining will not undo presidency

Fun Fact 3: You complain about supporting lower classes but not about how much we pay for congress' pay checks.

Fun Fact 4: I think both parties are full of sh!t it's just a matter of who can STFU better and get over defeat.

How do I mail it?

Should I make a leaf-blaster potion and send it that way? Do you think a wazz spell would do the trick?

i like trees.

my mom said when she was growing up there was a lot of pressure to have a tiny butt. Now, everyone wants to have a big butt ( including me)

What decade did butts become in style, was it before or after baby got back came out?

i'm a natural light blonde, and it doesn't look good. I dye it brown , That looks really good. I have light blue eyes, my skin is medium, not white but not brown,

I want to leave my hair brown, put blonde highlights in it and maybe but blue or red fringe on my bangs and on the ends (for the summer). my only problem is red makes me look like im an american flag, which is great don't get me wrong but thats just not me. im also afraid this would be too much color.

What do you think i should do.

I am.

Stick it to the man!