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Can you tell what i am sayin here!

if you can then i mean it! *blushes*

:D

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press ctrl+F then type in 9.

cool huh?

I have exam tomorrow and was just finishing up my last nail then wondered why the heck do we do that for?

Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”

Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.

The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.

Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.

Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"

With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"

Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"

so did u chuckle a bit?

John and 3 of his frens are going to a concert that starts in 17 minutes and they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on the same side of the bridge. You must help them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them.

The flashlight must be walked back and forth. It cannot be thrown and other tricks like that are not needed to solve the problem. The solution is simply a matter of allocating resources in a certain order. Each band member walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:

Bono: 1 minute to cross

Edge: 2 minutes to cross

Adam: 5 minutes to cross

Larry: 10 minutes to cross

how???

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tippexperience...

(sorry sent the wrong link earlier..)

so, What did you type and did it work?

My first try was 'dances with' and it did LOL

Everytime i select a pic to change the gray happy face i have at the moment and click submit it goes back to the same.

It only changes on my profile but doesnt show up on yahoo answers avatar.

So how is it done?

thank you

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tippexperience...

what did you type on it? and did it work??

mine did... sooo funny

lol

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't think my python weally givth a phuck."

dint expect that now did you?

XD

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

XD

rate 1-10 plz

doctors tips on nutritions and excercise..

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?

A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat; your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain....Good.

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?

A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO ..... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!!

made me feel a whole lot better XD

how bout u?

heres some metaphors GCSE students actually wrote in there english exams XD!!

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a

bowling ball wouldn't.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag

filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the

centre.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after

the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who

had also never met.

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin

sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a

play.

The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the

interview portion of Family Fortunes.

The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this

plan just might work.

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not

eating for a while.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,

but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a

land mine or something.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog

makes just before it throws up.

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one

had ever seen before.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in

her first of several points of parliamentary procedure made to

Robin Cook MP,Leader of the House of Commons, in the House

Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender

leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating

electric fan set on medium.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,

as if she were a dustcart reversing.

She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was

room-temperature British beef.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it

to the wall.

how'd u like it? =]

I have recently been into drawing anime characters and i totally love it (specially when it turns out good)

anyway now i hav run out of nice pictures to draw. i tried google but they mosty show only face but i want to draw full anime character.

it can be boy or girl....

so can u plz give me links to ur favorite anime pictures so i cud draw.

pictures like this:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/217/animegirl34...

thanks a lot ^.^

some similies actually written by student in GCSE English essays.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a

bowling ball wouldn't.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag

filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the

centre.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after

the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who

had also never met.

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin

sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a

play.

The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the

interview portion of Family Fortunes.

The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this

plan just might work.

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not

eating for a while.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,

but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a

land mine or something.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog

makes just before it throws up.

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one

had ever seen before.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in

her first of several points of parliamentary procedure made to

Robin Cook MP,Leader of the House of Commons, in the House

Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender

leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating

electric fan set on medium.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,

as if she were a dustcart reversing.

She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was

room-temperature British beef.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it

to the wall.

"One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second."

"You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind."

"Isn't inertia when something is moving, then it stops moving and keeps moving?"

"The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down."

"When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting."

"Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand."

"Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction."

"South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."

"Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south."

"A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go."

"There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever."

"There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days."

"Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."

"Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."

"Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there."

"Some oxygen molecules help fires burn, while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother."

"Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers."

"We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on."

"To most people, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up."

"In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's."

"Clouds are high flying fogs."

"I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."

"Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do."

"Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does."

"Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."

"We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe."

"Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail."

"Rain is saved up in cloud banks."

"In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."

"Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man."

"The wind is like the air, only pushier."

"A blizzard is when it snows sideways."

"A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size."

"A monsoon is a French gentleman."

"Thunder is a rich source of loudness."

"Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound."

"It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places."

"Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime."

lol so do u think u know more than them?

:p

As a whole, I am safe and secure.

Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.

Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become the domain of beast.

try solving it and if no one gets it i might give some clues or if not the answers it self.

gd luck ^___^

hi, i have recently been interested into watching animes and god its amazing.. (and addicting too :p)

but i sorta need help in selecting them.

if u have any that's ur favorite plz tell me, i like them short like below 30 episodes but if its realllly good i wudnt mind a longer one too ^.^

oooh an to know wat sort of animes i liked,

i loved ouran high school host club, and fruits basket (although i wished it had longer and happier ending)

but yeh plz do suggest some. and sorry for being so descriptive and peeky.

thanks

It's worth a try.

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.

While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

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did it work?

worked for me ^.^