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You get married and find out that you are pregnant with a son. You decide to give him the name of your favorite actor as a first name and the name of your grandfather as a middle name. Your son turns two and a few weeks later you discover that you're pregnant again! This time you're having a girl. Her first name starts with a vowel and has two syllables and her middle name is a color. Two days before your daughters first birthday you discover you are pregnant again, this time you're having twin girls. Their first names should start with the same letter and their middle names should be the names of countries (either in English or that country's native language). Things start to settle down and your family begins to grow up. Your oldest child is seven when you find out that you're pregnant again. This time you're having a set of twin boys. One should have your favorite name as a first name and the name of a former President of the US as a middle name. The other should have a Shakespearean first name and a trendy name for his middle name. You're finally ready to stop having babies, but soon after your youngest children turn five, you are once again with child. This time it's a baby girl and you decide her first name should be the most popular name from the year you were born and her middle name is the name of a gemstone.

I would have Hugh Barnest, Elyse Hazel, Laura Erin, Leah Britain, Adrian George, Demitrius Jace, and Jessica Jade.