Graft MacRuffun

I'm not looking for the answer rather than the method itself! I've tried going through my notes for hints but have just got a total brain freeze.

who plays janice on the emperor prawns advert. I recognise her face but have no clue where from.

State Gauss’ law for electrostatics and write its mathematical expression in both the integral and differential forms

Find the single resistance equivalent that can be placed between points 1 and 2 in the network shown.

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Part 1 - Calculate the average current produced if a 1nF capacitor that has been charged to a potential of 9V is discharged in 1ms.

Part 2 - The current density, J, (A m^-2) in a wire is related to the number density of free electrons, ne, their charge, q, and drift velocity, v, through the equation J=ne q v. if the capacitor in part 1 is discharged through a 1mm diameter copper wire (ne = 8x10^28 m^3), calculate the drift velocity. Comment on this answer with reference to the common observation that there is not an appreciable delay between turning on a light switch and observing the light bulb illuminate.

How far south of Scotland is he?

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Right, I am a great guy. I'm hot too btw... lol

Right well, I got to uni, I have fallen for a friend, how do I tell her without it: a) making me look like a prick and b) making her not want to be friends anymore.

You see, if i told her i really like her in 'that way' and she didnt feel the same, i am emotionaly mature enough to get over it and still be good buddies. But only she knows if she is. See my problem? If so answers down there people! \/

What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators... Where oh where can I get one? Do B&Q or Homebase stock them?

Right. My friend goes to university with a lass, let's call her Bird A, and his name... let's call him... Graft... (damn it). Anyway, I... I mean he and she are pretty good friends but not super close or anything, but over the last couple of months my erm his feelings for her have grown. Now he would really like to ask bird A out on a date, but that is cheesey as an american teen date movie and he isn't a dork am I. The main concern he has is, he doesn't want to ruin our friendship... I mean their friendship.

What to do? (in spite of the writing style, this is well serious) **

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