Nancy B

Occasionally, when I turn off my car and open the driver door, the radio continues to play. Is anyone else having this problem? Any suggestions.

Usually if I close my door and open it again, it turns off, but I shouldn't have to do that.

I just recently refinanced my home. My original mortgage was with Countrywide. They offer a service through Balboa insurance Co called Mortgage Rescue. What this does is pay your mortgage payment for you if you home is deemed temporarily unlivable due to fire, natural disaster, etc. My homeowners insurance pays to fix the house, they pay the mortgage while it's being fixed. Now that I've refinanced, my loan has been picked up by Chase and they don't offer this service. Balboa only offers it through countrywide. Does anyone know of another company that offers this same type of service. This is not a life ins. policy.

Thanks

I have a workbook that has five different sheets in it. I am looking for a certain date on each one of these sheets. I need a formula or filter that will pull a certain date from each of the different worksheets and put them in one place. Does anyone know of a way to do this? 10 points for best answer.

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't Big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother Tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did...."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no Baby planes because Southwest always pulls out On time. Have your mother explain that to you.

Old Mr. Teddy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.

Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal di scovery to the police:

"I was walking by Mr. Teddy's house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward."

The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Teddy.

How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

10 point to the first person with the right answer!

A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the

police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and got these answers:

The wife said she was sleeping.

The cook was preparing breakfast.

The gardener was gathering vegetables.

The maid was getting the mail.

The butler was polishing shoes in the pantry.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

10 points to the first one with the right answer!

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That son-of-a-***** had $500 in quarters!"

I used my straightning iron on my niece. I didn't know she had loads of hair gel in her hair. Now my iron has these black streaks on it that are really burnt on and when I use it, my hair smells burnt.