David T

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a

lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The frustrated and angry woman shouts: "Da**it....It's Keith. The midget!!!"

I will pick the BA tomorrow night after the games (when I get home). Closest correct answer will get the points, so predict with your head, not with your heart.

I mean, seriously, even when they win, they cry and make excuses? Always blame the ref, instead of their teams own poor play. I know I'll hear from the Chargers fans, but that will just strengthen my case.

I mean, it sure doesn't look like the Chargers want to grab the bull by the horns by giving my Broncos these leads in the division?

These are the current standings. Also Broncos are at KC and Chargers are at Raiders:

Denver- 3-0 will soon be-

San Diego- 1-2 will soon be-

Oakland- 1-2 will soon be-

Kansas City- 0-3 will soon be-

Projected scores? Comments?

Give your predicted scores. I will vote on it when I get home from the game. Smack talking aloud, just keep it clean. Foul language will be removed. Kids read this stuff, too. Thanks.

Include projected scores and reasons why. Please note that any crude remarks from either side will be either thumbed down or removed. Keep it to the point and keep it clean.

List in order, please.

What was the name of the song?

Three men go to rent a room for the night. The hotel clerk said it's $30. They each give him $10. On the way up, the clerk realized he over-charged them. Instead of $30, it's $25. He gives the bellboy $5 and said to give it to the 3 men. On the way up, the bellboy gets greedy. He thinks, "Why should I give them all $5? I'll give them each $1 and keep $2 for myself". So he gave them each $1 back. So instead of paying $10 each, they each spent only $9. Now, $9 X 3 men = $27. Plus the $2 that the bellboy kept, equals $29. What happened to the other $1?

A bear went to a bar & ordered a beer.The bartender looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Hey brtndr,I really could use a beer".The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Brtndr, if I don't get a beer,see that woman over there?I'll go over there,tear her clothes off,rip her up,& eat her alive"!The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars".So the bear goes over, tears her clothes off, rips her up & eats her alive.He walks up to bartender, blood on his mawl, blood on his paws,& said,"Look brtndr,I really worked up a thirst back there.I sure could use that beer, now". The brtndr shook his head & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars,& I ESPECIALLY don't serve beers to bears in bars,on drugs"!The bear said, "Drugs,drugs,what drugs?I don't do drugs"!The brtndr said,"What about that barbituate"?

I can get into all my other websites. I was in my email this morning. The page now says it can't be displayed.It's been this way for hours. I've tried refresh. I've tried links. I've tried everything I can think of. It's like my Beta mail site is gone, yet I got a notice that I have mail and it won't locate it. It tells me Internet Explorer cannot locate the site. I cleared my browser and cookies, last night, yet was in my mail today, so I don't think it's that.I have Windows XP Home. Presario SR2002X.