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kswift91
I answer questions for my own entertainment and anyone else who shares my twisted sense of humor. On occasion I'll try to answer a serious question with a serious well thought out answer. But mostly I look to answer stupidness with my own brand of stupidness.
If you go back in time and have sex with your current significant other in the past (Or future)?
Would you consider that cheating?
Say I travel back in time 3-4 years and have sex with my wife..... my "in the past" wife.... would that be cheating?
If you take your wife with you and have a 3some with both past and present wife........ would it still be considered monogamy?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoVash The Stampede vs. Wesley Gibson?
2 AnswersComics & Animation1 decade agoCol. Hans Landa vs. The Merovingian?
Who's the better villain? Who's the more entertaining character? Who would win in a battle of wits and cunning?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy does he run his middle finger up the dog's butt in the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship?
I was watching the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship on TV several weeks ago, never watched it before. After a small dog did his running, trotting, stop/stay thing with his owner/trainer with some guy in the suit following his every step (as he did with all the dogs). They put the dog up on a stand while the suited guy looks at his teeth, tugs on his ears and examine's his coat. Then he works his way to the dog's backside and swiftly runs his middle finger up across the dog's a$$......... WHY? WTF is that for? Without a glove or anything, I think he even smelled his finger afterwards. Could someone please tell me why?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoStoudemire/Richardson for O'neil/Beasley?
From either teams' perspective....... Phoenix or Miami.... would you make this deal?
6 AnswersBasketball1 decade agoLeslie Nielson & The Naked Gun vs. Charlie Sheen & Hot Shots?
9 AnswersMovies1 decade agoWhich was the more entertaining torture scene?
Kana's torture in "Hostel"?
Dr. Szell's "Is it safe?" in "Marathon Man"?
Or 007's "Now the whole world is going to know you've been scratching my balls!" scene in Casino Royale?
2 AnswersMovies1 decade agoNeo vs. Jobe (The Lawnmower Man)?
1 AnswerComics & Animation1 decade agoWould it be the same media obsession on Tiger Woods if...........?
Why has this been such a media frenzy? All the media hate (Mostly from women..... Nancy Grace is a sensationalist) It can't be just simply because Tiger's previously untarnished image. How much of it is due to how the "story" unfolded and the "mystery" behind the Escallade accident? Anyone think the entire coverage would have been different if the story was simply "Tiger Woods' Wife Files for Divorce. Sites Marital Infidelity."? No accident, no mystery, no chicks riding the Woods bandwagon (Please forgive the pun).
5 AnswersGolf1 decade ago2006 CTS 2.8L - Trouble starting, but only after pumping gas. Help?
This has happened x3 times now and it can't be a coincedence. Only after pumping gas at the gas station does this happen, at no other time. I fill up, the engine seems to have trouble turning over but after a couple minutes and 3-4 pumps of the gas pedal it'll start. I had a theory that maybe it had something to do with restarting after a short period of time, but no. This only happens after filling up at the pump. Other than that she ride great. -Details/History- I've had to replace the ignition switch, she has 77k miles, yeah I drive alot.
3 AnswersGMC1 decade agoFantasy Football : A. Gates or K. Winslow?
Gates (vs. Phi Eagles this week) is typicaly the easy choice. But Winslow's got Miami this week. He's T.Bay's best receivng threat and TE's have been torching my Dolphins regularly since last year. Wondering if Winslow might tear it up this week.
4 AnswersFantasy Sports1 decade agoPizza Hut vs. Little Ceasars vs. Domino's vs. Papa John's vs. Sbarro's vs. Vocelli's vs. Cece's Pizza?
List your favorites, pick one......... whatever. I included Lil' Ceasar's just for fun....... Their "Pizza, pizza!" Sucks.
I'm just wondering about the chains.
I would preffer to go to a local mom'n'pop pizzaria anytime.
10 AnswersFast Food1 decade agoMetallica vs. Led Zeppelin?
19 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoJust got back from the bathroom. Just listened to Trey Songz's "LOL Smiley Face"......................?
After wiping the vomit residue from my shirt which was induced by hearing the re-freakin'-tarded sound produced by the 3 minutes or so piece of $hmidt known as "LOL :-)". I wondered if anyone felt my pain. So I wondered.............. "What are the things responsible for the decomposition of the beautiful woman we used to know as 'Hip-Hop' ?" She's looking like a crack headed prostitute right about now.
4 AnswersRap and Hip-Hop1 decade ago$8000 Gov Loan for existing Homeowners?
I've heard through a relative of a government program which offers $8000 to existing homeowners, which is repaid as a withholding of $800 yearly for ten years from your tax return. Anyone ever heard of this?
1 AnswerRenting & Real Estate1 decade agoDoes n e know where I could find a site lists the top at least 50 Hip-hop songs of year no billboa?
Please no billboard, they only care about sales and airplay, and they charge a fee. Somewhere that archives the top 25 to 50 hip-hop/rap joints since like 1987 or so.
1 AnswerRap and Hip-Hop1 decade agoWhat is a "Team Rebound"?
In your typical NBA boxscore, you will find somewhere in the bottom a stat called "Team Rebound". What is that? I am totally perplexed. I've tried e-mailing local (Miami) news paper colomnists with no response (Maybe they don't know or think it's a stupid question). Is it loose balls recovered? This stat is usually under 10. WTF is that?!?!?
9 AnswersBasketball1 decade ago