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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer . . . for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer!

were these celeb's

1. Michael Jackson

2. Cary Grant

3. Justin Lee Collins

4. Dwayne Johnson

5. JK Rowling

Bristolian's?

Liverpudlian's

Londoners?

ECT?

Anthony and Chloe

Anthony and Chantelle

Anthony and Becky

Anthony and Demetria

okay so here are a list of things that may make me sound spoilt! 1. I only like my family when they give me stuff i want 2. If i dont get what i want then i be rude to everyone 3. I get money most days from my grandfather and mother 4. I dont have to tidy my own room my parent and step parent does it for me 5. I dont like it when I'm not in the spot light! I dont think I'm spoilt

Anthony and Demetria or Anthony and Rebecca

Anthony Arthur John Williams

I use it like this though Anthony AJ Williams

I Really wanna close it but whenever i type my correct password in it keep's saying "You've entered an invalid password. Please try again" how can i close it?

I got like 8 LOL

Girls answers only!:)?

Don't care if boy's answer!!!

2008: When me and my family went on Holiday Eddie knew my my mum Liz and my grandad Tony so Eddie went up to Liz and Tony and said Hello and said some bad news that his wife had died in 2005. I never really liked Mary on that year because i fancied her older sister Katie Leahey. When we all got of holiday i went onto Facebook and said that i fancied Katie and asked her out unaware of the fact she had a boyfriend and said no and that's where i went on to like Mary.

2009: When we all went back on holiday except for my Grandad Tony. Mary had grown up a little bit and she had black hair and white even teeth. When she went on stage with my sister's best friend Kerry Weston she sang amazing, when she went back to sit down with her family i went over to her and said "You were amazing up there" and she smiled and turned back around and ignored the rest of the things i wanted to say. When we got off holiday this time i asked her out of Facebook and she said no because she had a boyfriend and she just wanted me and a friend but that didn't stop me from getting her. When i was talking to her on Facebook we were both watching the x factor and a singer i fancied on there called "Lucy Jones" and the man she fancied called "Jamie Archer" i got jealous because she said no to me but fancied Jamie so i started a war over Facebook that went on until Christmas eve when she said "I love you as a friend".

2010: In this year's holiday i fell in love with Mary and she started to like me everyone was talking about how close we were getting. This year she had red hair and was a bit of an emo, her friend Chantelle started to like me as well and Chantelle grabbed me of her when i was down in Liverpool. Me and Chantelle would kiss in front of Mary and Mary didn't talk to me or her. I couldn't stand the fact that Mary was talking to me, so i ended it with Chantelle after two day's.

2011: This year started with me down in Liverpool when me and Mary got closer and closer so close in fact that we nearly kissed but i said "Ew no offense" because i was shy what was odd because im not a shy person really anyway when i said what i said she walked away and went home leaving me alone in her sister's house. She tried to make me jealous by saying stuff like "Ooh i fancy him" and "Gonna go and talk to some boy's online" but it didn't work. After a few month's of not talking to her we all went on holiday and she wouldn't talk to me very much so i had to. Anyway in october i went down to her house for two week's on the last day i was down in Liverpool i said to her "Look i got my dream's to follow and i still like you but it's coming to an end and it's better to let you go now" and i hugged her and turned around and walked away and went home to Bristol on the Train.

How does this sound, could it be a good story?

Have i been building up a love story?

what am i feeling? Okay when ever i see my Facebook friend(that i dont know) i feel we belong together, i want her, i need her and i gotta find her what am i feeling, my heart keeps wanting to talk to her she is so pretty help

if so what did you get, i havent opened mine yet

Im very confused and scared ive been in a comba for 55 years i dont know who i am, where i am or how old i am help

Anthony and Demetria or Anthony and Becky

pick one NOW! What city is better

Anthony and Demetria or Anthony and Becky

Anthony and Demetria or Anthony and Becky

what is her favorite things

okay if your in the land down under dont bother answering! I dunno if i should stay up and wake up late or go to bed and wake up early

Homer Simpson

and

Peter Griffin

okay whenever i think of going on a plane i get sacred of falling out and the plane going on please help i gotta get over the America