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So about 3 months ago I laid out in the sun in just a thong and got some really dark tan lines. I stopped doing that 4 months ago but the lines won't fade, I ship for boot camp in two weeks and don't want to get any crap for it, how can I get rid of the tan line or just get rid of tan in my mid section all together(from my waist to my knees)... I have 15 days, so what can I do?

Right now, I'm recording a few songs and it's taking FOREVER... I was able to finish recording the intro song (1 minute 30 seconds) in two hours. It is 4 guitar tracks, 1 bass track and drum... For bass and drums, I have good MIDI programs that can do it, but the guitar has to be done one at a time. All my other songs are at least 5 minutes long, each song is taking me 5+ hours to record, they are 4 rhythm tracks and 4 lead tracks, and 2-4 tracks for the solos. So how fast is a decent speed to record a song with the amount of layers I'm talking about? This is taking forever, I am recording at home, and I have a sound engineer that has agreed to mix them for me.

So I've been wearing the same cut thongs the last couple of times I tanned, however due to them being placed slightly different than each other (moving around a bit while tanning), I now have multiple tan lines. How can I fix this? Because I WANT to have the thong tan lines.

Basically how can I have both without it looking retarded?

I have looked but I haven't been able to find any regs against wearing thongs under clothing or as swimwear on the beach while on libo (men's of course), does anyone know if it is allowed or not? what about under service uniforms while on duty?

I was just wondering if showing up to recruit training with a thong tan line would be considered eccentric or would it cause me any problems? IDC if people think it's weird or not, I'm not asking what people think, my question is, will it cause me problems like getting discharged or what not. If so, I can tan over it, if not I can leave it. I don't mind getting hazed for it, I enjoy getting hazed, all the recruiters in my RSS do it to me constantly so I've grown to like them.