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Steve Jobs
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Are you as beautiful as me?
Not that that's even possible.
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6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoShow of hands - if I made Apple Answers would you use it instead of Y!A?
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2 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat web browser are you using right now?
Cool people use Safari.
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11 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoAre you a middle school dropout like me?
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7 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWho's your favorite superhero?
Mine is Steve Jobs.
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8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoShow of hands - who's going to buy the New iPad?
Starting at $4,999.99
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2 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoMy revolutionary revolutions have revolutionized the way we revolt?
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3 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWill you stop using Google already?
You're feeding the enemy. Why don't you service them sexually while you're at it?
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3 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoCome on, you know the only sexy person in the world is me?
Can't resist my black turtleneck and stonewashed jeans, now can you? Not to mention my perfectly structured physique.
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6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhy have you betrayed me?
My internal sources have informed me that you have visited www.google.com today.
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8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoBlack turtleneck and stonewashed jeans?
You can't beat that fashion.
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11 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhy do you eat (God I hate this character limit)?
Do you enjoy pooping later that night or something?
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15 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoHow many hours of TV do you watch a day?
Why would you waste your life in front of a TV when you can be gaining knowledge with Siri as your teacher on a nice, new, shiny iPhone 4S?
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6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago