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..The girl who was head over heals for her boyfriend and he challenges her to go a day without him or something knowing he only had 24 hours to live so when he died he left a note saying something like " you did it baby, now just keep doing it every day" or something, i cant remember.....if someone knows the story better please tell me.

...The girl who was head over heals for her boyfriend and he challenges her to go a day without him or something knowing he only had 24 hours to live so when he died he left a note saying something like " you did it baby, now just keep doing it every day" or something, i cant remember.....if someone knows the story better please tell me.

In the Winchester Mystery House, how does the 7-11 switchback staircase work? I can't seem to comprehend how it can go down 7 steps but go up 11?

Please help me, this has been bothering me and itching at my brain for hours. And yes, i know this has nothing to do with a joke and it's not funny but in a way i guess it could be a riddle...but i know this is a commonly visited category on Yahoo! Answers so i thought i'd give it a try

First person to give an answer that helps me comprehend how this works will get best answer(:

Thanks!

In the Winchester Mystery House, how does the 7-11 switchback staircase work? I can't seem to comprehend how it can go down 7 steps but go up 11?

Please help me, this has been bothering me and itching at my brain for hours.

First person to give an answer that helps me comprehend how this works will get best answer(:

Thanks!

what is that song about coffee or something and it is sung by some comedic metal group? i cant remember it and it really pissing me off lol. i appreciate your help: )

in my spanish class who obviously should still be in first grade. She asked me " if like paper comes from trees and trees give off oxygen would we live if we were in a room with no air and a whole bunch of paper?" so some guy was being sarcastic and said what about the bark and she said

well, not the landscaping bark" then i asked her about the leaves and she said" the leaves wouldnt do any thing its the roots that make air" omg she is retarted. then she was like " is mexico a country?" then she was like " beyonce is mexican!" i was like WTF and she was like" well i went online and thats what it said" and get this ...she has a mullet and thinks its cute she needs a brain check no joke

what do you call two lesbians on a boat?

fur traders!

what do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common( a gynecologist is some one who examines vagina's )

you can smell it but you can't eat it!

There was an African man with a parrot on his shoulder walking down the street somewhere in Africa. a little white boy runs up to him and says "ooh cool where can i get one!" and the parrot says" you can get em' cheap anywhere!!!"

you go into a haunted house with no power. the door shuts behind you when you turn the corner youre stopped by a monster. he tells you youre going to die. he then gives you a choice on how to die :

get chopped to death

electric chair

or shot in the head.

which do u choose ?

whats the differance between a pickle and a di*k

one of thems green and bumpy and the others a pickle!

HAHA

whats the bar joke about a drunk guy who has to do three tasks or something and he ends up having sex with a dog instead of the woman or something. iI DONT KNO PLZ HELP ME . first gets 10 pts.

What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?

actually u prob can figure it out

ok so here it is.

You have 80 potatoes. You take the potatoes and divide them by half then add 6, multiplied by 5. How many potatoes do you have?

will smith stars in it. it about NYC being evacuated when like a pandemic of a mutant disease breaks out and he's like immune to it and he kills himself to save everyone. the way the camera moves it makes u motion sick

There was a brunette jumping back and forth over train tracks saying "23,23,23,23,23,23" then a blonde comes up and asks her what she was doing. the brunette said "im counting" so the blonde joined and they were both saying "23,23,23,23,23,23" the brunette hears a train coming so she stops and gets out of the way.the blonde (being a blonde) keeps jumping, gets hit by the train and dies. then the brunette continues jumping now saying "24,24,24,24,24,24"

HAHA i <3 it get it the blonde is the 24th person the brunette has tricked into killing themselves.

Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step.

kind

kin

in

i

but it has to start with nine letters

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor.

The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear."

The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms."

The third nurse fainted.

why do ppl look in their cup when their drinking?

funniest answer= easy 10 pts

A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow.

But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.

The wife, understandably is angry as f**k, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."

The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for Sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep.

The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.

"What happened?" asked his wife.

"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."

"What did you do?" asked his wife.

"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"

yo mamma is so fat ..............................

she came from both sides of the family

yo mamma is so fat ..............................

she came from both sides of the family