Captain Obvious

It's not very deep, but I bought black ops 2 today and I sort of scooted my xbox back with my foot now it doesn't load... Any suggestions?

So while I was out with my dog, my dog crapped in my yard. Just a normal day, but later as I was walking around my yard, something shiny caught my eye. When I looked down I saw a gold ring with what I think are diamonds on top stuck in my dog's fecal matter. This struck me as odd since my dog has been in a kennel for a little over a month now, and I go out and let them out to play about once everyday and they are always in my sight. Nobody else has gone anywhere around my dog ( that I know of.) and I'm not married.

So lo and behold, I have a mystery ring encrusted in dog crap, and I'm not sure what to do with it. Should I put an ad in the paper that says if they want their ring they have to come fish it out of my dogs crap, or should I pawn the dog crap, or what should I do?

well I guess it's true what they say, 9 out of 10 dead people vote democrat.

He is just so down to earth and only cares about the people of the U.S.

I'm suprised he hasn't picked up a rifle and gone over to Afghanistan himself.

I love all the charity work Obama has done, and his free money campaigns. Those are the best, he reaches into his own personal stash of money and just gives it away to people who don't feel like working.

Oh and this economy has rebounded tremendously, those bailouts helped a lot. He saved America single handedly. What a great charitable man.

And all this was at no cost to us. Again what a hero he is.

So the question still stands, Can there be a greater man?

honestly it has nothing to do with race. If Obama were a white guy I still wouldnt have voted for him.

http://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2012...

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/obama-is-for...

http://www.proliberty.com/observer/20090619.htm

http://thejaghunter.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/obama...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAsw7NHHrI&feature...

They are all the same thing, but just different sources. Not sure if it's real or not since it came out today/yesterday (depending where you are). and its not on snopes or anything yet.

im pretty sure atleast half of you get it off of the onion news, and you can make anything sounds bad when you take it out of context.

i personally would find it more interesting than the broad and overused questions like "what will you do about the economy?" and they can never give you a straight answer. and it wouldnt give them time to prepare for an answer and they have to give it to you straight on the spot.

and was it his birthright?

Obama, Romney, Kony, Ron Paul, Etc.

I am definitely going Romney just because I hate Obama and have to pick the lesser of two evils.

And if you want to these are some reasons not to vote for Obama.

http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=PZjXHjkzMD4

http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=4DNDHbT44cY

http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=s1gTHxV2H9g

http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=ms5ouEXDfO0

http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=BLDAVFSO9lA

Feel free to post reasons not to vote for Obama or Romney... But sadly if you vote fore someone other than Obama or Romney you practically throw away your vote.

Do I just ask for them? if so, can you give me a star?

Do I have to pay for them? if so, screw you im not paying you for a fake star.

or what do i need to do to get some stars around here?

So I hooked said iphone to my computer and clicked the restore button. It only restored it about half way and stopped and so i tried again and the same thing happened. Now my iphone is stuck in limbo with a screen that tells me to hook it to itunes.

See how I turned that into a question at the end? That's because of my pink spandex, it gives me superpowers while holding everything securely in place.

not the question, just the answer.

BQ: What is the funniest question you have seen on Y!A?