Rutherford ♜

It was about two years ago for me, when I was 17 (I lived alone by then, by the way).

I heard a knock at the door and answered it. There was an older guy standing there, and he had a Southern accent.

Guy: "Oh, hi. Can I see your meeting house?"

Me: "What?

Guy: "Your meeting house"

Me: "I... I guess I don't understand, sir"

Guy: "This is a klan meeting house isn't it?"

Me: "What? No, this is just my house."

Guy: "Oh, yeah, we should probably be more secretive about it"

He went on to explain that he was from Alabama and that my house looked like their meeting house down there, and so he assumed it was a meeting house. He still thought I was trying to hide membership and just went, "well alright, sir, if you want to be a Catholic coward. Cya"

Totally awkward.

To be honest, I've always wanted to try out the whole "furry fandom"

I honestly don't know why; people who do it say it's fun, and it just seems weirdly appealing to me.

For me, they would find tons of youtube videos and Y!A.

And then some... Really awkward fetish videos. I should really delete my history...

I'm usually a pretty calm and quiet person, but I can become rowdy/loud when I'm in the right mood.

I have an American 1922 silver dollar, and a 1959 Elizabeth II Sixpence.

I'm not too sure on the exact origins of the sixpence, though. I've looked up the British one, but the backside doesn't match. It looks like a wild plant that has 2 shamrocks coming from it, and a star-shaped thing at the top of the coin (I think it might be Irish, I don't know).

Both of these are in pretty much perfect condition too, by the way.

For me, laugh. People seem to like it when I laugh, but I hardly ever do it. I don't know why, I just don't laugh that much.

My First Time:

The sky was dark

the moon was high

all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft

her eyes so bright

I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft

her legs so fine

I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how

but I tried my best

to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear

my fast beating heart

but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did

I felt no shame

as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished

it's all over now,

my first time...milking a cow.

For me, probably when I was in middle school, sex ed class.

"Can different positions give higher chances of a boy or girl?"

Rutherford = My name is Rutherford. Because if I left it plain, the name would go "Rutherf..." I added the Rook chess piece to make it visible.

Picture = Minor characters from a PS2 game called Star Ocean 3. This is Aqua (the little girl) and Evia (the older brother). They are homeless orphans who are craftsmen; you give them some Fol (money) and they will work under you. I chose them to represent me because they reminded me of my little sister and I. Aqua, just a quiet little girl. Me, a worrisome but caring person. Just kind of made sense.

*gets in your face*

I'm the youth of today

OOGA BOOGA

I was going to school, when I noticed the guy in the red car next to me revving up his car and looking at me. Some punk kid who looked like he just got the car, most likely from his parents; I decided to humor him.

I raced him for about 5 blocks, and I won. I was almost late for school, but hey, it was fun. Thank goodness we didn't get caught.

For me, my dark eye bags/sockets. Makes me look like a raccoon.

Eh, my friend Mason has been arguing with this British guy on Facebook.

He responded to one of the British guy's things with, "We won the war, red coat!"

It was so stupid, I couldn't help myself.

Because it seems like I always cough up phlegm. I don't smoke or do drugs or drink if that has anything to do with it.

Hint: It's from an older game, that has a similar title to a recent (popular) game.

There's this girl in school that I really like. However, even being on college, i've never really... Done anything with a girl, per se.

So, what advice can you give me? I'm not really attractive looking, nor am I a really exciting person. I'm also very shy and don't really like talking to strangers.

I can only hope they get it fixed by today; I think this is the longest glitch they have had. Seems like whenever they do maintenance, something like this turns up; they should just change "maintenance" to "bothering our users"; it would make allot more sense.

"The true pain of life is not death, but rather what dies inside of you while you are alive."

For me, it's when someone insists on talking to you when you're reading a book or listening to music.

If either my face is buried in a book, or my ears have headphones on them; I don't want to be bothered.