Klokinator! (MDK)

Hey you, the person viewing my profile! Congratulations, you just won a free Xbox 360! If you believe that, then I also have some better news for you! After paying just 20 easy monthly payments of $39.99 for shipping, (For a total of almost twice what a 360 is worth) you can come over to my office in Nigeria to pick it up! Yes that's right, even though you pay shipping at an outrageous price, it won't be shipped to you, and when you get here, I'll shoot you in the face because you look like a retarded beaver! Hurry now, offer ends in 10 minutes! (Even though I say that, it's really just a desperate last ditch effort to get you to bite)