Miss Joel

May not have been my day, but Stayin Alive by The Bee Gees lol man you can get down with that haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hesMbw82_Q&feature...

It's so sad to see homeless people who are lost and bound. A few weeks ago I was watching a rerun of the Orange County housewives when a mother and daughter were walking through the park and referred to these "lowly people" as dogs. It made me sick to think that these people believe they are so much higher than others just because they have money. I mean they are human beings just like us and they are no less. Right?

Would you get sick? Could it be good for you? Is it bad for you? What if you boil it first? This question has been itching at my mind. I know this is an odd one, but I am just curious. Thanks.

What does love mean? This question was asked to 4-8 year olds and these were their wise responses. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love..'

Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mommy and Daddy are like that..

They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it

everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still

friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6

'My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night..'

Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone

all day.

Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you

mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8

And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife..

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's

yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

I thought this was just too sweet.

14 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun.

2. Psychotic Mood Shift.

3. Perpetual Munching Spree.

4 Puffy Mid-Section.

5. People Make me Sick.

6. Provide Me with Sweets.

7. Pardon My Sobbing.

8. Pimples May Surface.

9. Pass My Sweats.

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome.

11. Plainly.. Men Suck.

12. Pack My Stuff.

13. Poor me syndrome.

and my favorite one.

14. Potential Murder Suspect.

Lol what do you think?

Don't get offended people. It's just a joke lol.

http://noquarterusa.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/20...

Heard any good ones lately?

Thanks.

Very interesting, And this fellow wants to be President of the USA.

From Dreams of My Father: "I ceased to

advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites."

From Dreams of My Father : "I found a solace

in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's

race."

From Dreams of My Father: "There was something

about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And

white."

From Dreams of My Father: "It remained

necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names."

From Dreams of My Father:"I never emulate

white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela."

And FINALLY the most damning one of them all...

From Audacity of Hope:"I will stand with the

Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

Now what do you all think of that?

So true:) right?

Everyone hates cops.

You live next door to mexicans.

You say "like" and "for sure" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "sick" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "stoked" and you say them often.

You know what real cheese taste like.

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You can wear sandals all year long.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

You cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger and high speed chase.

Our governor can kick your governors butt.

You can go out at midnight.

You get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state.

No one stops at stop signs... we do the "California roll"

No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

You see an In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

You call it soda, not pop.

You were born somewhere else.

Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

More than clothes come out of the closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

All highways into the state say: "no fruits."

All highways out of the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

The normal symbols on restrooms mean "people wearing pants" and "people wearing skirts".

Both you AND your dog have therapists.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If

you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

Friday I got a baby tooth in the back of my mouth that was infected and had an abscess under it pulled that had no adult tooth under it I'm 16 so i should have already come out, but anyways the blood clot that was in place of the tooth fell out tonight (I guess I just messed with it with my tongue) and I'm scared I will get dry socket. Will another clot take it's place? What will happen?? Please help. Thanks.

I've got the terrible toothache and already took 2 extra strength tylonals, which aren't working.. Any suggestions?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

Because I said so, that’s why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

Shut your mouth and eat your supper.

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

Stop acting like your father!

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

Just wait until we get home.

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

You are going to get it when you get home!

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

19. My mother taught me ESP.

Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?

20. My mother taught me HUMOR (so that I could write this blog… ummm yea).

When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

You’re just like your father.

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!!

Scrabble and Un-scrabble..

Someone out there

Is deadly at Scrabble

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE........................................................

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay

Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

Which one was your favorite?

What is the weather like where you are?? Cause here in Socal It just started raining hard and it was like 104° all day.. I thought I was delusional there for a sec lol. Oh and what state are you in?

The 90's?

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You remember watching

-Kenan and Kel

-Doug

-Ren & Stimpy

-Pinky and the Brain

-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

-Rockos modern Life

-Animaniacs

-Gargoyles

-Rocket Power

-cat-dog

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised..."

You remember:

-Step by Step

-Family Matters

-Dinosaurs

-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

When everything was settled by:

-rock paper scissors or

-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or

-ms mary mack

when kick ball was something u did everyday!!

-You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

- Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

-You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

-You remember The Original Game Boy.

-You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus

-Wishbone

-Reading Rainbow

-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

-You remember those Where’s Waldo books.

-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:

-the 1st Batman

-Aladdin

-Ninja Turtles

-ghost busters

-You remember Ring Pops.

-If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

-Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

-You played and/or collected "Pogs"

-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went

You watched the original cartoons of

-Rugrats

-Wild Thornberry’s

-Power Rangers

-Rocket Power

-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

-You collected those Beanie Babies

-Carebears

-Silver dollars, which were cool to have

-Everyone watched the WB.

-If you even know what an original walkman is..

-You know the Macarena by heart.

-"Talk to the hand" . . .enough said.

-You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

-Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

-Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

-Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

-Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .

-Before Spongebob . . .

-When light up sneakers were cool

-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

-When gas was $0, 95 cents a gallon

-When we recorded stuff on VCR

-You had slap bracelets!

-You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear..

Where I can find the instructions for putting up a Bounce Pro Trampoline enclosure? I've got the trampoline up, but the enclosure didn't come with instructions and I thought maybe I could download them somewhere online.. Links would be good. 10 points to the most helpful. Thanks!

What are your favorite famous quotes?

Give me your best quote or saying..

10 points to the best answer.