GOLGOTHOR

I was born on the Nile River (Luxor)--I later traversed the Egyptian deserts West until I arrived in Lisbon at age 16, where I soon became a grifter and charlatan for two years. I later decided to go to the great capital of Europe: Paris. In France I learned how to use existential philosophy towards mastering mathematics and physics, until I reformed my scientific ways and travelled to Jerusalem, seeking religious enlightenment. I saw where Christ was crucified and became inspired to become a Rabbi. I had to abandon that idea, and after that soon moved to Tibet, where I knew and learned from Maharishi Vedaka. I am a devout spirital thinker and author, fighting against the tyranny of religion and the destruction of the soul. I play the shofar and consider myself a Ba'al Tekia (Master of the Blast). My greek cousin calls me "Yaldabaoth" and I enjoy that. I also enjoy clocks, carving soap, bloodwine, and grey paint.