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  • How can he go to Texas?

    We have been together for 20 years.....He made a friend over the internet and is going to Texas to meet her and her husband......I am not invited to go with him to meet them.....How can he go to Texas without me and expect me to think it is completely platonic? What would you do? I am bouncing from crying my heart out and wanting to kick his sorry butt to the curb.....Now what?

    6 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • do you remember returnable soda pop bottles?

    you would pay a deposit of .05 cents for each bottle. we are all wanting to save our planet...why dont we bring back the glass bottles?????

    5 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Would you please rate "Listen to the Quiet" ?

    Listen to the Quiet

    It’s Sunday morning;

    the onrush of traffic has ceased…

    for the time being

    People, tired from a long week

    seek solace in their beds

    I’m in my yard basking in the quiet;

    there is nothing to distract me;

    only the calming song of birds

    proclaiming the release of their

    imprisonment from winter’s

    harsh and relentless pursuit

    against nature

    Squirrels scurry to seek food and

    pursue one another in play

    as I watch-amused…

    their little feet tapping out

    a steady beat as they run

    I’m engrossed in the acrobatics of one

    little guy in particular as he bolts

    from a post and braves the power line;

    running its length until he spies a tree

    and makes a brave leap onto its trunk

    I’m awed by the subtle sounds

    of the gentle rustle of

    stubborn leftover leaves

    on the pin oak as they

    beg for my attention;

    stirred by the breeze…

    Quiet calm-Oh, how peaceful!

    copyright 1-3-2008 by Robert Paul Sax

    anno Domini

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Do you know about ICE?

    ICE

    Campaign - "In Case of Emergency"

    We all carry

    our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody,

    other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family

    or friends.

    If we were

    to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would

    have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of

    numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an

    emergency?

    Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency)

    Campaign

    The concept

    of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency

    situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population,

    all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should

    be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of

    Emergency).

    The idea was

    thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of

    accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know

    which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if

    there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency

    situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to

    quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as

    "ICE."

    For more

    than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea

    that will make a difference!

    Let's spread

    the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile

    phones today!

    Please

    forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about

    this.

    It really

    could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest

    .

    ICE will

    speak for you when you are not able to speak for yourself.

    3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • is it more expensive to go to?

    the french half dollar as opposed to the french quarter?....lol

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • gloves or mittens?

    22 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Do you want to thank a vet?

    No matter your political opinion, let's support our brave men and women during these Holy-days! Be sure to look at all the art work done by children.

    Something cool that Xerox is doing

    If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.

    How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.

    Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

    2 AnswersBooks & Authors1 decade ago
  • why doesnt the government put it to a vote?

    to make pot legal or not?

    17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • do you want to thank a vet?

    No matter your political opinion, let's support our brave men and women during these Holy-days! Be sure to look at all the art work done by children.

    Something cool that Xerox is doing

    If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.

    How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.

    Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

    3 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago
  • how do i turn a saved document into a microsoft doc?

    it is saved in a file folder but needs to be microsoft so i can use it on the internet

    2 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • how do i turn a saved document into a microsoft doc?

    it is saved in a file folder but needs to be microsoft so i can use it on the internet

    2 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • lonely soldier? i am trying to find a soldier to email and keep company while they are far from home.?

    i am not looking to "hook up" i am just trying to show that we support our troops. it can be a man or woman since it is just innocent chatting. thanks

    6 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago