The Colt Brennan Cult Leader

http://www.retrevo.com/s/Sony-NWZ-S544-MP3-Players... is the link in case anyone wanted to know or verify something.

i cannot tell if this is compatible with iTunes or not, and all of my music is on iTunes so if it wasnt that would be a massive waste of 90 dollars. can anyone tell me?

if you try to sell me something else thats more than $90 or an ipod i will ignore your answer

If my cousin has a baby, what am I to that baby? His/her second cousin? or what? we were having a family discussion about this and no one seems to know for sure.

also: what is my mom's cousin to me?

Someone I know wants me to stream the NFL Draft so we can chat and laugh at the raiders impending **** up that we all know is coming (sorry Raiders fans; you know its true!)

I don't want to do it partly because I don't know if it's legal or not. Does anyone know?

PS: If you ever want to see if I am streaming or not (I occasionally stream various video games, from Gex 64 to Grand Theft Auto IV, and try to have fun with it), look up Shotgunmerc at ustream.tv. That is where I will stream the draft if I decide to do so

As in, the one's that were there prior to Rex Grossman arriving. I'm sure Jason Cambell will get traded, but unfortunately my hopes aren't as high for my man Colt Brennan. Chase Daniels is only on the practice squad so I doubt he's going anywhere

Now, I'm a Steelers fan, and I for one am not happy with the recent reports on Big Ben and Santonio Holmes. I'm also sick of seeing half the football section questions being filled with questions related to said articles, so just post your jokes here. Funniest joke wins.

Yes I can laugh at my own team.

The essay is a compare and contrast essay, and I am comparing two essays that explain how manhood is an insult (because stereotypes describe men as being dumb, stupid oafs). I just can't think of a good title.

In case you want to google the essays for reference, they are:

"Guys vs Men" - Dave Barry

"Being a Man" - Paul Theroux

Thanks for all the help in advance!

I know that he has made a recent appearance on an episode of South Park; however in the clip I saw he only had one line and that was about it.

I don't have the patience to watch the whole episode (I know where to find those) but it would be most appreciated if someone could provide a clip that includes ALL of his lines.

Side note: I am a Steelers fan, and a huge Big Ben fan, but I'm not stupid, and I know that South Park only "pokes fun at" people in this type of situation. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I can laugh at my favorite players.

Terrelle Revis, Antonio Cromartie, and now there are rumors that Darren Sharper might even join the team. That is just scary. I'm not ready to call the Jets a super bowl contender just yet; the draft hasn't happened yet, so let's wait and see on that. But if they pick up Darren Sharper they might have arguably the best secondary in a long time.

How would you approach the Jets defense?

My first choices would be Megadeth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bang Camaro, Fall of Troy, and Van Halen (in that order). Unfortunately, 1 and 4 don't exactly appeal to that large an audience, 3 isn't nearly popular enough for them to be considered. I would love to see The Chili Peppers do it, but with Frusciante out of the band idk how good they would be. As for Van Halen i don't think they're together any more so I doubt they'll be called up, but if they are I would be loving life.

Who do you want to see do the superbowl?

I would have made individual posts about all the things I'm about to mention, but when you have a job like I do, and its for 8 hours a day, and then they ask you to do overtime because the people that you're supposed to help are lazy, Y!/A pretty much falls way down on my priority list. I know, shocker, but never mind that.

Anyhow, alot of significant signings happened in the NFL this weekend. Julius Peppers to the Bears. Antonio Cromartie to the Jets. Big Ben going out and maybe/possibly/doubtfully he touched a girls teet. I could go on.

What story caught your eye the most and why?

Can be a rookie or a free agent. Bonus points if you add the money involved along with length of contract

I brought it up in another post and realized I don't know the whole thing. How embarrassing.

I know it comes into play for sacks, but what exactly does a QB need to do for it to come into effect? And what shouldn't he do?

After they got Mario Williams, they've been drafting fairly high (between 16-20 if i remember correctly) over the past few years. That's right on the cusp of the playoffs. Will 2010-2011 be their breakout year or will Houston fans have to wait longer

I'm seeing way too many dumb questions from New England fans today, more than usual, and I'm curious as to why. Did ol Bill retire? Did Kraft sell the team?

Just an interesting thought. I don't really have any details other than to say, to reword the question, is a player celebrating his own achievements or putting down the other team?

Not only are they going to let go of LaDanian Tomlinson, but they are also going to release Darren Sproles. WTF

i just heard this on ESPN. No RB in college is going to able to match the production of those players, and the next best thing off the top of my head would either be Clinton Portis (who I believe is a free agent) and Willie Parker (who I am quite sure is a free agent)

your thoughts?

inb4lotsofLTquestions

anyhow. We've all seen what Tomlinson can do. He's a great running back. Clearly however he is past his prime.

However there are lots of teams out there (with Jamaal Lewis gone Cleveland comes to mind) that could use an upgrade at the RB position. Where do you think LT will go?

Just something I thought of earlier today. I don't think it will ever be implemented but its a possibility.

anyhow, as a Fantasy Football Manager and a football fan, I strongly dislike how, for weeks 4-9 there are at least 4 teams sitting out, and usually 6. Why not dilute the bye weeks a bit more so that there is more consistent action?

Why not have 2 teams sit out for weeks 1-16? This will leave 15 games every week of the season, and the final week when teams are fighting for a playoff spot everyone plays a game?

Just a thought. What do you guys think?

In response to the "most annoying ad" question.

I will never understand why Daniel Synder thinks he's doing the team a favor offseason after offseason. He always signs a free agent for way too much, and said free agent usually ends up doing nothing.

I have heard talk that the skins will be the team to draft bradford. WHY? Jason Campbell is not a bad quarterback! Todd Collins is a proven veteran! Colt Brennan and Chase Daniels are both young guns! Why add someone who is going to take up a ton of money (I know there isn't a salary cap) when you have 4 potentially great starters? Spend the pick on an offensive lineman, or a wide receiver that can actually catch!

What are your thoughts on:

-Dan Synder's buisness methods

-Who the redskins will draft

-Who, if not the redskins, will draft Sam Bradford?

(for those who don't know, my name is an inside joke between me and a friend. just fyi).