Misery

I was afraid to drive the first time I got behind the wheel. Not so much drive but TURN. I was petrified to make a turn, my poor dad almost had a coronary lol

For instance, the other night someone posted a yo mama joke that cracked me up. Later I was in the kitchen and I thought of it and cracked up again. It happened like 3 more times. Sometimes I just think of funny sh*t and laugh. Like, really laugh. Does that ever happen to you?

I think the thing that bothers me more than the MUNDANE, stupid questions are the ones that people ask OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. Like, "What annoys you," and Who inspires you" over and over and over dear god in heaven help these people ask better questions.........

I moved out 12 days ago and I've been totally fine! But tonight I'm just so tempted to call him, just to talk. But I don't want to do it. ugh what should I do..

6/27/11

For instance, I'm a real stickler for grammar and punctuation. But sometimes I'll rip off an answer to a question and not (gasp!) capitalize the first letter of a sentence or use a comma - I know! Crazy right?!?

Also I'm against foul language on primetime tv, yet when I hear Weezy talk about poop stains and ten bathrooms I could sh*t all day I laugh because I think it's hilarious.

This board is suckin wind right now, I need a laugh. Hit me with your best yo mama jokes. Like

Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth

You can either "say hello to my lil friend" or "make an offer you can't refuse" lol

Its all Tony Montana for me baybee....

I'm on my laptop right now but sometimes I check in on the droid to see whatz goin onnn

I mean that was years ago I created this screen name, should I go through the agony of choosing another name?

Drake

Nikki Minaj has that strong vibe but she's FUNNY and creative. Lil Kim was top notch at her skill but no humor, just in your face hardcore talent. I'd have to go with..............Lil Kim.......no wait..

BENZ for me :))

It used to be the bomb but now it's all about twitter (yech) and facebook (double yech). I spent a lot of time creating this awesome MySpace page, with music, and pictures, now its like, so what. lol Do you still use it?

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Today I met a woman whose daughter wanted her to drop her at the mall and she wouldn't do it. She parked and went in with her. The girl is about to turn 15. I was like geez, give the girl a break. Then later I find out that the kids don't "go to the movies" they go around back and give blowjobs to boys and then sometimes the boys beat them up and steal their stuff, like phones and ipods.

I mean kids can't even go to the freakin mall these days, is this what really goes on? I went to the mall in the 80's and .. we hung out in the mall! We didn't go have sex or give hummers, we hung out!

God am I just getting old, wtf is going on....

How many of you seriously broke up with an ex, I mean not with a fight but by moving out, or divorcing, something really big, and then went back? And, have you done it again and again or with different people? Why'd you go back? Was the pressure of being alone too much to handle?

I'm watching a movie on TBS (very funny) and I've already heard @ss, b*tch, flipping the bird, puking, a lot of stuff I would've though would be banned. I mean I remember when Rhett Butler said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a d@mn" and the world was shocked. If Gone With the Wind was in 1935, and now we hear this stuff on prime time tv in 2011, what's gonna happen in ten years? It scares me to think about it. I know if you're under 21 you probably don't know what I'm talking about, foul language is normal to kids today.

Do you agree or disagree with all the obscenities on prime time tv these days?

or is this little-kid-ville?

Ok, I've been accused of being a gold digger (and a man, which is a first). At my age, which I won't tell because it makes me want to hang myself, and being single after leaving a horrible relationship, for my next relationship I'm thinking about just coming out and telling the guy that I'm interested in eating out, going places, and doing things. These things require money. My ex, we never went anywhere, ever, and never did anything. Even though he had money. Hm.

Anyway, Men: if a woman you were interested in just came out and said look, I'm really interested in only having sex, or really wanting fun requiring money, or really having a deep relationship, I mean if she came out and just told you up front what she wanted, would that be a yay or nay? Explain..

Which YA board did you frequent until you found out how interesting this one is?