Eveready

Who do you think is more romantic, guys or girls ?

I am middle-aged( if I live to be 102 ), and I was raised to believe that women are romantic and guys aren't.

But it has been my experience that guys are much more romantic. Girls lke the little things but they more realistic, which is the opposite of romantic in my opinion.

My cat is looking at me like she is trying to control my thoughts.

How did you get their legs spread far enough apart.

I haven't been suspended for a long time.

I mentioned that my house burned down !

And it was a total loss !

But they had it on the news and the next morning some guy came to the house I'm living in . And when I answered the door, he gave me a box that conntained 15 dozen eggs !

I love the fact that people I have never seen are helping any way they can, but 15 dozen eggs ?

That's 180 eggs ! I eat probably 2 eggs a week average !

That's almost 2 years worth of eggs for me !

Seriously !

So I got ot know my new neighbors that day when I went door to door and gave them all eggs.

Don't get me wrong, I REALLY appreciate the sentiment, but 15 dozen eggs !

I lost my home and everything in it to fire in Nov. I had no insurance.

Is this something that I can file myself or do I need to go to a paid preparer ?

If I need help, is it better to see an H&R Block type place or an accountant ?

I don't want to lie to her, because then everybody will be thinking it .

"No, but your *** sure makes that outfit look big !" is not the right answer.

I guarantee that !

I've been on here about a year and I finally have a stalker.

It took long enough !

I was having such a good day.

My wife was in the kitchen and I wasn't allowed in there because she was fixing something special for me.

She made stirfry for me, and it was delicious !

But now I can't find my cat. All I found was her collar in the kitchen trash. Seems like something always ruins a perfectly good day !

I just can't figure out how she got her collar off or where she might have gone!

Notice that I am asking this question without even adding a smartass remark !

Wow !

Maybe I'm finally growing up !

Or not !

How did you get then to spread their little legs?

abhorsens_jackel, I hope you were watching !

For me, I think it's their smile.

Or maybe their boobs !

You didn't really expect me not to say something like that did you ?

Which one of the seven dwarfs would your significant other say that you resemble ?

I tried to do away with the hood yeasterday, but couldn't make it happen.

Then, a few minutes ago my avatar was wearing a hat, but now the hood is back.

Maybe it's haunted !

What do you think ?

Would you like to join me at the lake ?

If so, what lake ?

And why should I take you along ?

It starts with, " 1, 2, 3, 4 "

If I have to tell you one more time................

My old guitar's name is Tabitha, but this one is awesome and it needs just the right name.

Suggestions ?

Are they taking a break until school starts again, or did they all get deleted ?

I just heard about it today.

This is the only group that I hang in.

I wonder what the reason is .