April J

I can remember a video on MTV in the 80's that had all kinds of strange things in it. There was a pair of pants walking around in a room, and a shirt, and the tv and chairs moved around, and the shoes were dancing by themselves,......

Does anyone remember this video? It came out around the same time as The Talking Heads, Burning Down The House, and Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer. It sounds like it could have been a Peter Gabriel video, but I can't find it.

I don't know the name of the song, or who did it.

PLEASE, if anyone knows what I'm talking about leave an answer. And if you can find it on youtube, please leave a link.

I have been wracking my brain on this for weeks. Help!?!

The video is a (flv) file type and in order to use it in my playlist it needs to be a (wma). I can't find any way do change this. Other answerers have mentioned pulling it up through WMM and doind it that way, but WMM doesn't have the codec it needs to open this file. Any advise?

Also, I posted the same question last night, just a little differently.

Here's the link (if it works). http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahx1j...

The video was downloaded from Myspace tv player. It comes up as an (flv). I was going to pull it up through WMM and place it in the audio track, then republish it to my computer as a (wma), but WMM says the codec I need is lacking, and I'm not sure what I need, or if it is even possible.

It's nothing more than a music video, and I'd like to listen to the song in my playlist through windows media player.

Yo Mamma's so hairy she only speaks wookie.

Aaragghaa

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right, buddy. What's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.

"The balcony."

Mine was a commador 64

I have divX, but I havn't gotten to working with it much. I have a video, and converted it to avi when I published it to the computer from Windows Movie Maker. However, the file size is huge, and even though the video itself is only five minutes long, it is Waaayy over the 100MB required.

I will need some step-by-step with divX 'cause I'm not familiar with it.

I have divX, but I havn't gotten to working with it much. I have a video, and converted it to avi when I published it to the computer from Windows Movie Maker. However, the file size is huge, and even though the video itself is only five minutes long, it is Waaayy over the 100MB required.

I will need some step-by-step with divX 'cause I'm not familiar with it.

Would someone who had both legs removed be called a bi-pedular amputee?

I can't get an answer from anyone on Myspace about this, I think it may have to do with the type of file it is, but I don't know how I could change that.

There's one line that says "...you better XEI..." What is that suppose to stand for?

Take this quick test to find out. Guaranteed to raise an eyebrow!

Just follow the instructions - and no peeking ahead!

Answer each question as quickly as you can, but don't skip any.

Make sure you do them all, and NO peeking.

1. Think of a number between 1 and 10.

2. Multiply that number by 9.

3. If your answer is a two-digit number, add the digits together. If not go to next step.

4.Now subtract 5.

5. Determine which letter of the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with.

(ex: 1=a, 2=b, ect.)

6. Think of a country that starts with that letter.

7. Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

8. Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

9. Remember the last letter of that answer.

10. Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

11. Got your answers? Scroll down.

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

If you are, then you are one of the 98% of the population who answered with the same responses when given this exercise.

If not, then you are one of the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa,

taking her faithful, aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles

discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading

rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doodoo now!" Noticing

some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew

on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard

is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one

delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a

look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had

me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a

nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it

for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees

him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that

something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,

spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,

"Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that

conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his

back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running,

the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't

seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old

poodle says.

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me

another leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old folks..age and treachery will always overcome

youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and

experience.

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Indiana , and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Utah . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, bu the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third had married a North Carolina girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundy washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

Why do women prefer 77 better than 69?

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear.

She said, ''Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!'' The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.

Later, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, ''Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!'' This time, he figured he'd better look into it.

A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. ''Excuse me sir, could I help you?''

The man looked up and said, ''Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it.....I thought I found it twice, but they were parted in the middle and mine's parted on the side."

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says:

"We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

"Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."