Innocuous pen...

I don't pretend to know all the answers, but on occasion – from the cacophony of words I attempt to elucidate on screen – a sane response might emerge... I can be sarcastic sometimes, but my posts always have relevance to the context presented. I don't care about points, best answers, top contributor badges, or thumbs received – this is a question and answer site, so I simply come here to do both. If you want to add me as a contact, that's fine, but I would prefer you to email me first. What the hell, email me anyway – one of us might get a laugh out of it...