Snowman man

My neighbor's dog was really bugging me today, like it normally does, so I finally got tired of it and punched it square on the nose. It yelped and ran away. My neighbor says he's gonna sue me or something. Is it even illegal to punch a dog? If it's not, I have no idea how I can be sued.

If I break my wrist I won't have to push carts. And then I may be let go so someone with a not broken wrist can do it. It seems to be a win-win.

Look, I'm not gonna make up some false story of my pet parakeet playing with my controller and "accidentally" enabling parental controls.

The truth is that I thought, since I'm 16, either:

A. There would be no parental controls for one of my age.

B. I could simply disable them if I got the okay from the parent affiliated with my account.

Turns out I was wrong. Very much so. This wouldn't be much of a problem if parental controls didn't prohibit me from downloading certain game demos such as Dead Rising and Bioshock, two games I have always wanted to play.

So, always knowledgeable internet community, I ask you: Is there any way to download demos with a mature rating with parental controls enabled or a way to disable parental controls altogether?

The beholder of the correct answer wins an internet cookie and 2/3rds of a Rick Roll.