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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin? "

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked

and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue. "

check this guys, its a terrible mac ad(cant believe ppl were that silly 20 years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9040785846...

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”