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  • I found something terrible and turned it into something great.?

    I was at home when i decided i wanted my ps3 back. My parents had taken it from me and there dumb so they always hide it in there closet. When i was looking for it i found a silver box. I of course wanted to know what it was, so i oppened it up. To my suprise it was a box full of dildos and sex toys. I was shocked but laughing. So i called my friend over to look at it and i invited my little brother into the room. When my brother game in he was astonished and had his mouth open. so i decided why not and quickly put on of the dildos into his mouth. He then proceeded to freak out and cry which i thought was hilarious. There was a oily substance on them, my guess is a lube or something. My mom came home and went on to yell at me for something that was clearly hilarious. Do i deserve to be punished for my comedy skills?

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles10 years ago
  • math probability and statistics problem?

    In some places, newspapers are delivered by newspaper

    carrier who as already paid for the papers. The carrier then

    collects from the customer, and keeps whatever he or she

    collects.

    Suppose one day a customer says to the carrier, “Instead of

    collecting the usual $5 per week, how about you just pick 2 bills

    at random out of this bag? You get to keep whatever you pick

    instead of the $5. If you choose to pick out of the bag you will

    do that every week from now on.”

    The customer shows the newspaper carrier the bag, which

    contains one $10 and five $1 bills. Thus two sums are possible:

    $11 and $2. (0f course the customer will put new bills each

    week that replace the ones that were taken the week before.)

    You need to figure out if the carrier should take the customers

    offer:

    a. First run and simulation for a 20 trials. Make sure you

    describe exactly how the simulation was run and what

    information you collect per trial. Someone else who

    doesn’t know the situation would need to be able to read

    your instructions and complete the simulation. Based on

    your simulation, decided what is a better choice for the

    carrier. Explain your decision.

    b. Then use and area model or a tree diagram to computer

    the carriers expected value from the alternate payment

    plan. That is, find the average the carrier would expect to

    get per week in the long run using this payment plan.

    Based on the theoretical analysis, decided with is a better

    choice and explain your decision

    c. Which method do you trust more-simulation or theoretical

    analysis-and why?

    1 AnswerMathematics10 years ago
  • BLACK OPS THEATER MODE BROKEN???!!?!?!?!?

    AFTER MESSING AROUND WITH MY PS3 FOR AN HOUR I FOUND OUT THAT MY TIME WAS NOT CORRECT. SO I SET IT TO THE RIGHT TIME BY GOING TO DATE AND TIME SETTING AND CLICKING THE FIRST TAB AND SETTING IT VIA INTERNET. THIS WILL FIX YOUR BLACK OPS THEATER MODE. F YOUR DATE AND TIME ARENT RIGHT, THEN YOUR THEATER MODE IS WILL NOT LET YOU SELECT ANY RECENT GAMES!!!! AND I JUST REALIZED MY CAPSLOCK WAS ON SO SORRY FOR ALL CAPS>

    4 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago