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I am in need of this program to complete an assignment I started, my main CD was broken and I need it ASAP

It takes about a 10 to 15 mins to finish searching everything while I just have to wait until it's done. Help!!

reason? Let me know what you think.

both have a kind of 'perfectionist attitude and they both like to talk a lot. It is usually their way or nothing. Just want to know if the ones you know are anything like this. No offense meant to anyone. These person are dear to me but that is the personality they portray. One is actually my mom who I love dearly.

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Microsoft Windows XP

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Intel (R)

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My computer is so slow. It takes forever to start up. Does this have anything to do with the computer configuration? Please breakdown.

go back to the front of the "YA" to ensure that it is seen by others. If you are not searching a certain category and it is lost in the daily questions, it would be of no use giving it a 'Head

I have and there it is, just a slip of the thumb and there is no turning back.

go back to the front of the "YA" to ensure that it is seen by others. If you are not searching a certain category and it is lost in the daily questions, it would be of no use giving it a 'Head up' anyway. What do you think?

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage

certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

2 Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, n o matter how impossible, I

look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other

problem can there be greater than this one?"

3 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me

if my father hadn' t left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO

MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

4 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I 'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

5 A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my

pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your

sense of humor."

The wife came home from work early and found her husband in

their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Understandably,

she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How

dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away! "Her husband replied, "Hang

on just a minute luv, I can explain what happened. ""You can try", she

sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me! "And the husband

began -"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady

here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that

I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very

thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten

for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the

soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because

you're afraid you'll put on weight

much clever than you thought for asking the ones you do?

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and they are not sent. Is anyone having a similar problem and how do I correct this?

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever,

Don't mess with them.

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!

Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

to Jamaica because he felt he could be a BigShot at home. He returned and opened his law office in Kingston. The 1st day, he saw a man coming up the passageway, he decided to make a big impression on this new client . As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." The conversation went on for 5 mins. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see I'm very busy what can I do for you?The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I

came to hook up your phone

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother

do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her

mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. she looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"